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Where are you taking me.
Actually my dear. I don’t give a damn.
This appears to be a Begistered Trademark.
I didn’t know they made “Tandem” toilets.
I’m not sure but I think I would
A Japanese lad named Enjoy,
Was really a very bad boy,
His girlfriend he’d vex,
When he tried oral-sex,
For he sprinkled it with Wasabe abd Soy..
Only when I shirt this can.
Watch out… it’s printed on the back of the shirt.
I don’t mind, but I trouble it.
Sorry, but the court order says Love Enjoy isn’t allowed within 500 yards of me.
Not at all, as long as he is male ^_^
I’d prefer his sister, Sex Enjoy, to come instead.
Is it 100% Bumbac?
It appears Courtney Love made good on her threat of starting a fashion line.
Okay, but only if Frank Lovejoy comes too. Sure miss “Sergeant Frank” from all those war movies.
Would YOU mind . . . your own business?
I wouldn’t, but there isn’t a lot around the office to keep Love Enjoy occupied while I work.
Is this something to do with shopping with hippies?
Hmm… Punctuation is everything.
Would you mind? Love, enjoy going with you.
(Love, please disregard my odd manner of speech.)
Would you mind, love? Enjoy going with you.
Would you mind love? Enjoy going with you.
Would you mind/love/enjoy going with you?
Would you? Mind love, enjoy going with you.
Would you mind? Love, enjoy. Going with you…
I do love and enjoy going with me.
I don’t know if I’m coming or going.