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Some of the funniest Engrish around can be found on t-shirts, jackets, and other clothes. The problem is not many have their cameras ready when they see a classic shirt walking down the street.

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You can have it?

posted on 14 Dec 2011 in Clothing

Classic Engrish Repost!

But first you have to favor me do…

Photo courtesy of Sam Heagney.
T-shirt spotted in Japan.
Originally posted 2005.7.7. 

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Do NOT give him matches…

posted on 8 Dec 2011 in Clothing

Classic Engrish Repost!

He is also wanted in 5 states…

Photo courtesy of Min Min.
Shirt found in South Korea.
Originally posted 2006.12.9. 

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Step Away (classic Engrish repost)

posted on 7 Dec 2011 in Clothing

Step outside please…

Photo courtesy of Mohd Faizal Yahya.
Authentic photo, but not sure of country of origin.
Originally posted 2006/9/20. 

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Just don’t love me to death…

posted on 4 Dec 2011 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of David Saylor.
Found in Kumamoto, Japan. 

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Because socks would be plain silly…

posted on 28 Nov 2011 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Pim De Groot.
Found in Nagoya, Japan. 

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Gra-mor-ize: verb. To Engrishify a sentence.

posted on 27 Nov 2011 in Clothing

Actually, that hat DOES make you look like my Gramma…

Photo courtesy of Angus Oblong.
Shirt found in Japan. 

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Orange, bouncing, burning ones!

posted on 11 Nov 2011 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Jeff McKinnon.
Found at a mall in Narita, Japan.

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Appalooha Htallions

posted on 5 Nov 2011 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Janine Franzel.
Made in China, found in Germany.

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My razor got Shanghaied

posted on 28 Oct 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

Chuck Norris’ beard once won a Karate tournament all by itself.

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Photo courtesy of E.N.

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Comes in hook, tape and round sizes…

posted on 5 Oct 2011 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

I just larvae these sweatpants!

Photo courtesy of Jon Edwards.
Found in Korea.

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