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Let's Speech Engrish!
But you can’t trust them…
posted on 14 Sep 2012 in Clothing
We talk about refinancing and golf and stuff…
Photo courtesy of David Egan.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.
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I don’t believe it. White people? There’s no way.
I wouldn’t want my best friends on E, whether they’re white or any other colour.
Yeah, mine too! Weird coincidence, huh? — Donald Trump
and your other bestfreiends are colored?
some of my best freiends are yellow and green and …
I see white people…
Some of my bestfreiends are literate
Albinos rule!
….. as Alice said to the rabbit.
Some of my worstenemeies are like that too…
I’m the other white Maeat…
Some of my bestfreiends wear polka dots shirts too.
all my friends are brown and red. SPOONMAN!
A white lie written by a white sepulchre.
Some of my white friends are good
Like Hello Kitty?
All your bestfreiends are belong to us!
Carefully when white
Engrish integration at its finest!
Sometimes we’ll go to Whole Foods together…
They’re so into carpooling…
…but I won’t let my sistrer date one
Normally worn with cotton underwear
That’s all right. I wipe my bum on white paper too.
Some of my best fiends are yellow.
I’m not racist! In fact, some of my best friends are white!
Some of my best frieiends are round eyes.
There goes the neighborhood!
Wow, there is such things as Expressions on T-Shirts.
step 1: wear during english class in japan
step 2: profit
Hmm. I never actually noticed the colour of my friends.
Freiends? And there goes another shirt made by a drunk.
Some of my best friends are gaijin, but…
And some of my best friends are dirty.
I’m sure all my bestfreiends are pink on the inside.
Some of my bestfreiends speak engrish.
People let me tell you ’bout my bestfreiend,
He’s a warm hearted person who’ll love me till the end.
People let me tell you bout my best friend,
He’s a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy.
And he turned bulky and green in his next series, but inside he’s allwhite by me.
All my best freiends cant read.
Gaijin can’t jump.
(Or the Beijing version: Laowai can’t jump.)
The west of them are usuawy Wong.
I bleached all my freiends, & now they’re whiter than white.
I’m wearing this next time I watch “Powder”.
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