Clothing

Some of the funniest Engrish around can be found on t-shirts, jackets, and other clothes. The problem is not many have their cameras ready when they see a classic shirt walking down the street.

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Be all that you can be.

posted on 29 Aug 2015 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

bitch

Whatever you do, do it all the way.

Photo courtesy of Claire Northall.
Hoodie found in Seoul, Korea.

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Body chill: gateway to standard.

posted on 14 Aug 2015 in Clothing

Body_chill

Looks standard to me.

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
T-shirt found in Japan.

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We are here! Right up these stairs…

posted on 10 Aug 2015 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

NonstopIntercourse

Photo courtesy of Rick Kraus.
Spotted in Thailand (shirt from Indonesia).

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With scissors?

posted on 9 Aug 2015 in Clothing

run-at-full-speed

Let’s butt heads…

Photo courtesy of Racquelle Pilon.

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Degum it! Follow the rules.

posted on 4 Aug 2015 in Clothing, Instructions

Label

Photo courtesy of Tristan Winslow.
Label found on shoes from China.

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Don’t forget my wheat toast.

posted on 31 Jul 2015 in Clothing

swallow-one

Does the Pond Scum special come with bacon?

Photo courtesy of Shawna Monson.
Sweatshirt found in Shimonoseki, Japan.

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I’m por-choice.

posted on 21 Jul 2015 in Chinglish, Clothing

prosche

Porbably fake.

Photo courtesy of Andrew Askew.
Found in China.

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Bear winked his eyed at me.

posted on 20 Jul 2015 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

the-best-gift

I like bear when I seed him.

Photo courtesy of Elizabeth Preusser.
Found on a sweatshirt in South Korea.

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Get a load of nature over here…

posted on 16 Jul 2015 in Clothing

nature-to-nearby-soon

Photo courtesy of T.S.
T-shirt found on Japanese exchange student.

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Buy this! It’s your odor

posted on 1 Jul 2015 in Clothing

wear-perfume

That’s how it works.

Photo courtesy of Eric Norris.
Shirt found in Japan. 

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