Clothing

Some of the funniest Engrish around can be found on t-shirts, jackets, and other clothes. The problem is not many have their cameras ready when they see a classic shirt walking down the street.

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Time for a new mistress…

posted on 21 Mar 2023 in Clothing

She started out so thin…

Photo courtesy of B.N.
Shirt spotted in Japan. 

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You were a lot nicer before…

posted on 16 Mar 2023 in Clothing

Highest partner always has the best weed…

Photo courtesy of C.T.
T-shirt spotted in Japan. 

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Eyes up here!

posted on 10 Mar 2023 in Clothing

If you had them!

Photo courtesy of Dan D.
Shirt spotted in Japan. 

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It’s genetic…

posted on 26 Feb 2023 in Clothing

Don’t shake hands…

Photo courtesy of H.J.
T-shirt from Japan. 

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I’ll never get used to these new customs…

posted on 24 Feb 2023 in Clothing

Yep, that’s the password…

Photo courtesy of R.T.
Sweatshirt found in Japan. 

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Size: American!

posted on 21 Feb 2023 in Clothing

From the fashion designer Yuso Fat…

Photo courtesy of YP.
Found in Japan. 

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Rooster is right… 

posted on 11 Feb 2023 in Clothing

It didn’t actually grow…

Photo courtesy of Jeff Smith.
T-shirt found in Japan. 

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I envy the leisure class…

posted on 10 Feb 2023 in Clothing, Instructions

Global oil goes right through’em…

Photo courtesy of Michael C.
Front and back of tag that came with shoes. 

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Spiritual battle rages on in my colon…

posted on 16 Jan 2023 in Clothing

The righteous man eateth and vomiteth not.

Photo courtesy of Bruce Hidaka-Gordon.
Shirt found in Okinawa, Japan. 

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Because the tomorrow is work.

posted on 3 Jan 2023 in Clothing

Time flies. Soon the tomorrow…

Photo courtesy of Ryan Scully.

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