Looks like a hot dog IS a sandwich…

What’s bread in the bone….

Well, if Donnie can butter emails…

What, you never saw a dog getting a pat before?

Dogs alway fall on the buttered side.

Dog eat dog (except in China, where it is the other way around).

I’ll have the fillet of dog thanks.

@DnT: well, as long as you know which side your dog is buttered on.

The poor dog.

My dog was one of many mutts,
Who never had any luck,
He sat on the road to bite his nuts,
And got run over by a truck.

Comfort Food.

I know cats can transform into loaf form, but this is just ridiculous.

Relax, dog’s not on the menu — that’s just formed and molded hush puppies.

Day 21. No one suspects a thing.

@ Marum

An underappreciated housewife began feeding her ungrateful boorish husband dog food. He didn’t notice at all, however one day while crossing the road and died.
The wife’s good friend asked “was it the dog food that killed him?”
“No. He stopped to lick his balls and got run over”

My longing is DOG! Yummy! Ummmmm…oh, wait, this is Japan…