Chinglish

Chinglish is a commonly used term for Chinese Engrish from China, Taiwan, and Hong Kong. Examples are for the most part mistranslated signs and products. Although not as creative as Engrish from Japan, Chinglish can be quite entertaining!

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Now legal in 8 states…

posted on 15 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

lets-grow-up-with-the-grass

Photo courtesy of Jacob Parsons.
Found in China.

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Torpodoes–kller inwater!

posted on 12 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

torpedo-history

Surelyimportant marine baties.

Photo courtesy of Dean Hamence.
Museum sign describing history behind a torpedo (Shenzhen, China.)

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Last resort

posted on 11 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

annihilator

Only thing that works on terrorists.

Photo courtesy of Dean Hamence.
Found on ferry to Macau. 

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That’s the best equipon derant state I’ve seen.

posted on 7 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Toiletries

lairsea-skin-care

My skin is sucking oxygen like a lung!

Photo courtesy of Ian.
Found in Hong Kong.

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Not in front of the tigers please

posted on 5 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

take-come-of-your-kids

Photo courtesy of Jared Sutton.
Found at zoo in Heilongjiang, China.

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That clown tasted funny.

posted on 3 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

consumption-of-guest

Never thought I’d get out of there alive!

Photo courtesy of Ramon Bergsma.
Found at McDonald’s in Yichang, China.

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Rat home with Xinfengtai!

posted on 30 Oct 2016 in Chinglish

high-level-repairing-tools

If only the tools were as good as this translation.

Photo courtesy of Simon Scorer.
Puncture repair kit from China.

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Farewell the five bucks…

posted on 28 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions

power-bank-series

Missing call aroused by no power–sounds like a personal problem.

Photo courtesy of Jim Tomlinson.
Portable phone charger instructions.

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Gonna have to cut this call short…

posted on 27 Oct 2016 in Chinglish

we-sever-you

This international call is costing an arm and a leg.

Photo courtesy of Ian Brown.
From hotel phone in Xining, China.
(Note to regulars: Sorry for no post yesterday – had server problems…)

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Noble Collections

posted on 25 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Toys

noble-collections

Photo courtesy of Taylor Abrahamse.
Doll imported from China.

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