My razor got Shanghaied

posted on 28 Oct 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

Chuck Norris’ beard once won a Karate tournament all by itself.

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Photo courtesy of E.N.

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Buzz off!

posted on 27 Oct 2011 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Rob O’Brien.
Found in Yokosuka, Japan.
Japanese says: “Dangerous – do not enter”

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Save the beating for when you get home

posted on 26 Oct 2011 in Chinglish

Just give the kid a time out…

Photo courtesy of Jessica C.
Found in Taiwan.

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The sink! Only soap!

posted on 25 Oct 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

The trash! Only towels!

Photo courtesy of M.B.
Sign found in Ulan-Ude, Russia.

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Simple food for plane folk

posted on 24 Oct 2011 in Menus

I’m paying for this with my air-miles…

Photo courtesy of Kim Lonskov.
Menu found in Tokyo, Japan.

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!eep ot tog ev’I

posted on 23 Oct 2011 in Chinglish

How? Turn around and tuck it through?

Photo courtesy of Sharin Friedman.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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Describe the plot of “Fargo” in five words:

posted on 22 Oct 2011 in Chinglish, Household Items

Photo courtesy of Shannon Gorst.
Price tag for a meat cleaver.

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Sale: Just a buck-buck-buck.

posted on 21 Oct 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

I suspect fowl play…

Photo courtesy of L.N.

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Bonzo, the Insult Comic Monkey

posted on 20 Oct 2011 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Jared Sutton.
Found in China.

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Did I mention miserably?

posted on 19 Oct 2011 in Household Items

Diagnosis: Trapsis Hormiess. Prescription: Romantic rat night life!

Photo courtesy of Alistair Israel.
Sticky mousetrap made in China.

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