Home of the ‘Tungsten T-bone’

posted on 20 Apr 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

Need a light snack?

Photo courtesy of Shi-Hsia Hwa.
Taken in Penang, Malaysia.

Apparently some vendors use halogen hotplates to cook.

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Sarcastic Firemen swear by it

posted on 19 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Signs

I kinda expected the extinguisher to catch fire…

Photo courtesy of Lucy Bristo and Song Shuang.
Found in Zhejiang Province, China.

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Sixteen Dreaming Boy

posted on 18 Apr 2011 in Bags/Packaging

Dreaming of the day he gets those antennae removed…

Photo courtesy of Eleanor French.

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Anti-cursepirant

posted on 17 Apr 2011 in Signs

I would have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for you accursed ions…

Photo courtesy of Bryan Jones.
Found in Sagano near Kyoto, Japan.

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If nice days make you sad, you might be a goth.

posted on 16 Apr 2011 in Stationery

Warm, sad, and hungry for mint-milk and crackerfish…

Photo courtesy of Natalie McNear.
Pic of a memo pad.

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They have teakettles…retreat!!!

posted on 15 Apr 2011 in Chinglish

Ten thousand troops…one hot shower.


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Photo courtesy of Helena Barrio.
Sign found in China.

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Is that an appetizer, or a threat?

posted on 14 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

The cook has been exfoliating again.

Photo courtesy of Roc Wu.
Menu for noodles made with flour found in China.

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“Electrify your wang with Yaxiang.”

posted on 13 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Household Items

Yeah…I’m definitely going to need an adapter.


Photo courtesy of Priya Satow.
Chinese power strip found in Tanzania, East Africa.

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And you’re not reading this

posted on 12 Apr 2011 in Chinglish

Inappropriately, you’re welcome.

Photo courtesy of Blake Stilwell.
Sign found outside Forbidden City in Beijing.

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Hand cleaner

posted on 11 Apr 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

Dissolves rusty nails in seconds. Deters rats and little sisters!

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Found in Seoul, Korea.

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