Home of the ‘Tungsten T-bone’

Nothing tastes better than a good fluorine steak, although a bromine burger is also darn tasty.

I thought people ate steak for iron

I’ll have the Tetra-Ethyl-Death chops, with the ion exchange sauce.

Our sandwiches are a better fire suppressant than any ironic wooden sign.

I’ll stick with healthier foods like beer, ice cream and donuts.

An elemental part of a balanced diet.

New entries to the periodic table:
Hm – Happy Mealium
Mm – Meat Mysterium
Fu – the duck until expoded.

‘Light Up Your Life’ Active Fast Food presents today’s specialties:

Neon crap
Xenon rolls
Green Plutonium soup
Exploding Cesium chickenses
Bomburger

Superb half life of ingredients & exciting after life of our customers is to be guaranteed!

PS: Don’t forget our friday’s Great Sausage Afterparty with Helium-Krypton light show! Dangerous substances available all night. Self-destruction finale at 8am.

Just be careful of oncoming livestock.

@ Algernon:

No need to worry about that…they are self illuminating

That’s one way to start getting your minerals, I guess.

‘How would you like your steak, Sir?’
‘Medium-incandescent, please.’

Located between the noble produce and the chalcogen bakery.

At the dinner table:
‘Dear, would you turn on the lamb, please? It’s a little too dark here.’
‘Yes, darling. And I would ask you to turn off the crab, it really gets on my nerves.’

Their glow in the dark meats are imported from Japan

Be Vewwy Qwiet…. I’m hunting Halogen…. uh hu hu hu hu hu,

Tonight I’ll dine on iodine.

This week’s new ‘Top 10 Irony Board’ entry is ‘There Is A Light that Never Goes Out’ by ‘Van Halogen Meat’

(Some related info: The DJ Carnivegan’s remix version titled ‘There Is A Crab that Never Turns Off’ has not been so widely accepted, and that was to be expected. This outrageous song was the reason for people laughing hysterically and yelling ‘Turn off this crap, willya’ whenever the song was played in public.
And what difference does it make? Meat is Murder, halogen or not).

All new, and 100% Organic…….compound!

When “Don’t try this at home” becomes “Don’t fry this at home”.

It is a low-energy halogen meat bulb!’

for when you absolutely, positively, need your meat to be microbe-free of dangerous contaminants… as well as meat-free…

Chlorinated for your safety and convenience.

The level of Iodine-131 in the meat is below safe limits…. really!

Guaranteed to give you Halo-tosis.

Does GE make a low-sodium version?

Finally! The trick to the exploding recipes!

T-shirt:

Halogen Meat is Murder!

I was looking for the alkali pizza stand…

At the same dinner table (three minutes later):
‘Darling, did you turn off that crab yet? I have a headache.’
‘Right away dear, sorry. And please turn on the lamb again, I’m bored.’

So come on down to Halogen Meats for Loh, Loh prices.

i hope this tastes better than fluorescent duck

Halogen Meats – No external heat lamps required.

Also available today:

Shining grill-LED Baby Beef
KFC (Krypton Fried Chickensenses)
Americium Hydrogen Xploder, 16 pcs (Ionized Irony Box Family Menu)
Ultraspicy Anti-Salad Particle Dressing with Long Nails (NIN menu)
Rubidium* Beta Decay (β-) Tile Fish

* half life: 47 billion years!

All food is guaranteed to penetrate the strongest protective gear!

Malaysia sure sets a fine table – periodic, that is – offering selections from the right (non-metallic) end and offering seven valence electrons with every serving.

When Halogen Meat is eaten, a minus ions accurse…

You people make me sick. Or perhaps it’s the halogenated carbonhydrides …

They’re self-broiling.

Isn’t lo bak where rump roast comes from

What would you like from the halogens food shop today sir?-Yup I’ll have a few pounds of astatine steak with some iodine seasoning. Oh, and I think I’ll have the chlorine shake with some whipped bromine on the top. My son will take the same except change the whipped bromine to whipped fluorine.-Oh sorry sir, we haven’t gotten any of the astatine steak yet.- DANGIT! that stuff is so good but so hard to get!