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They have teakettles…retreat!!!
posted on 15 Apr 2011 in Chinglish
Ten thousand troops…one hot shower.
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The Hot Water Battle, or There and Back Again.
Ok, you had tea and a hot shower already, now go back to fight the battle there.
Passing through what
When I’m using all hot water I suppose I’ll try to use the gruel.
AFTER the battle, of course.
Am I supposed to move the battle a little to the left? It’s hot there.
To avoid confrontation, just take a cold shower.
In a family with eight kids, getting any hot water is ALWAYS a battle.
I don’t intend to fight over hot water there anymore. Now, let me back the shampoo!
From Sun Tsu’s “Art of Bath”
Before I move the battle back to there, I’ll hit him on the head. With the hamster!
And thus began the War of the Towel.
Man, go away from the computer to use the hot water and there’s already 11 posts on today’s Engrish. Now THAT’s a battle right there !!
“How can they oppose our might if they indulge their very selves in our hot springs??” -Sun Tzu
After years of depleting the resourse, the Hot Water Battle ushered in the water wars of 2020 , when the people overthrew the authorities, who were putting huge administrative fees on water, and fought the Great Water War, for the next 75 years. Millions were to die before the bloated Beaurocracies were defeated and the public servants responsible beheaded.
Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Combat.
Um… isn’t that the basic story line behind Tank Girl?
And knowing is half the battle!
We didn’t get where we are today without the battle to there
Is this battle between wicked witches?
Not as well-known as the Opium Wars, The Tea War of 1861 put to rest the argument, “Black vs Green?”
Hot water battle: to claen human bady.
General Sir? Just how far should I back this battle to?
I won this hot water battle. Now give it to me!
…, please back the battle to there before living.
and you WILL moonwalk into battle with a nalgene! that is an order, PRIVATE!
Save some water for the Battle Shrimp ! Yum !
Battle of Hot Waterloo
Captain: “Quit your hot showers and get back to battle, maggots!”
Soldiers: “Yes Sir!”
Lieutenant : “Tea time’s over chaps, now back to the trenches.”
The hot water is for hardening the thong’s. Now go and get me some dork bowels!
ONE MIRRION TWOOPS!!!!