Be sure to pick a juicy one

posted on 30 Apr 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Extra sneeze, please…

Photo courtesy of J.P. in Seoul.
Found in Seoul, Korea.

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Genghis John

posted on 29 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Toiletries

My dad, after chili…


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Photo courtesy of David Hales.

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Compatible with PorkFAT32

posted on 28 Apr 2011 in Signs

Internet routers powered by Crisco Systems, Inc.

Photo courtesy of Jas in Nagoya.
Found in hotel room in Nagoya, Japan.

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Why don’t you try on a pair?

posted on 27 Apr 2011 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

He’s not nuts, he just needs to get his ball bearings.

Photo courtesy of Ana Pettit.
Underwear found in Daegu, South Korea.

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Ooh, nice traction you got there…

posted on 26 Apr 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

I’ll bet you’re a smooth ride…

Photo courtesy of Kimberly.
Spotted in Delhi, India.

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For clean, romontic fun

posted on 25 Apr 2011 in Chinglish


Photo courtesy of Josh Magarick.
Found in hotel in Xiamen, China.

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Let’s celebrafe with a Pinkberry!

posted on 24 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

She packed my bags last nigirt, pre-fligirt.

Photo courtesy of Jimmi.
Found in China.

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Stimulating work

posted on 23 Apr 2011 in Signs


Photo courtesy of Christian.
Christian says: “the sign itself is for a massage place, but not
THAT kind of massage place.  It’s located in a nice neighborhood.”

Found in Tokyo, Japan.

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Cookie Monster! Noooo!

posted on 22 Apr 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toys

Free Saved by the Bell’s “Screech” wig with purchase (pictured).

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Photo courtesy of Court Roper.
Toy found in Java, Indonesia.

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School decided to keep exotic dancing

posted on 21 Apr 2011 in Stationery

I didn’t even know we had to take notes in exotic dancing class…

Photo courtesy of PetSugar.
Stationery set from Japan.

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