Cookie Monster! Noooo!
Free Saved by the Bell’s “Screech” wig with purchase (pictured).
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Toy found in Java, Indonesia.
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A toy to teach your children hand eye coordination whilst simultaneously encouraging a broadminded approach to their relationships with fictional tv characters
And 20 years later, he married a Dyson Slim.
It’s really just a ploy by militant women to get men interested in vacuuming at an early age… Later they’ll have vacuums shaped like their favorite female celebrities…
What until he’s old enough to discover the many uses of attachments…
Swing it like a dead cat
‘Suck it up, lovely! Stretch the hose!’
‘WwhhoooOOossssshhHhh!!! WwwwwhhhhiiiiirRRrrwwWWwwhhooooooossssshhHhh!!!!!!!’
I think most kids would agree that this toy sucks.
It goes OM NOM NOM NOM as it sucks up cookie crumbs! 😀
The day I think Cookie Monster has a lovely figure is the day I ask someone to give me a swift kick.
Hello I am a Three Boy! I have a Vacuum I plays! It sucks a lot and funny sounds but I am feels I love it from the bottomer of my wig, it is such a lovely figure! I am dreaming how beautiful it is like when it grows up. And then I are sixteen boy and I buys a long hose with many things. It will makes me feels like a winner! Then I grows real disco hair and I plays with the Sexy Queen and the Cat and I makes a suckerpunch! Pow!
Oh, no colourful plastic popping balls for me, thanks. I’m trying to keep my lovely figure.
Wow, that kids doesn’t look a day over 4!
I’m too sexy for my hair
too sexy for my hair
I wear a toupee there.
Lovely figure with funny sounds? That describes a lot of popular female singers who look great but can’t sing better than a springtime cat.
Lol, what is with the “Lovely figure” caption?! It sounds like the little tyke is making an attempt at seducing Mr. Cookie Vacuum, …
Those funny sounds are not coming from the toy, FYI.
UNAPPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN