This place is a dump…

posted on 10 May 2011 in Chinglish, Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of Elise Russell.
Found at Chinese cafe in Malaysia.

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Now I’m the Donald Trump of sweeping up

posted on 9 May 2011 in Household Items

Phase 1: Collect pumpkin seeds.
Phase 2: ?????
Phase 3: Become rich!

Photo courtesy of Cynthia Sikon “Adevilinherhat”.
Dustpan from Japan (made in China).

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I’ll guard this entire CircumFerence

posted on 8 May 2011 in Chinglish, Containers

I like your circumstance…

Photo courtesy of David Herschorn.
Trash can found in Xining, China.

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We gonna get some tonight!

posted on 7 May 2011 in Signs

Then we gonna emptying your wallet…

Sign says:
There is time of the highest class for you. Time shared with jewel that shines dazzling.
A dream sacred ground there that wants to visit even times how many and  becomes it.
We gonna touching your heart…..

Photo courtesy of Madison B.
Sign for hostess club found in Japan.

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It’s gonna be OK

posted on 6 May 2011 in Signs

Good, because my bicycle life was lame…

Photo courtesy of Suzanne Kiner.
Found in Nishinomiya, Japan.

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Crustacean frustration

posted on 5 May 2011 in Menus

Look, it turned red!


Photo courtesy of Madison B.
Menu item found in Japan.

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Jag-off-off

It’s like a cold shower in every tube!


Photo courtesy of Derick Jansen.
Chinese product found in South Africa.

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The swimming beard knows

posted on 3 May 2011 in Chinglish, Instructions


Photo courtesy of Gary.
Found on beach in Dali, China.

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It is confused…

posted on 2 May 2011 in Signs

That’s what she said…

Photo courtesy of Marque Gauder.
Found at Lake Ashi in Hakone, Japan.
Japanese says: “No passing ahead.”

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Stop or mymom will shoot!

posted on 1 May 2011 in Clothing

Mama, don’t let mybabies grow up to be cowboys…

Photo courtesy of PNW’09.

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