ECON 101 is really gonna rock now…

posted on 3 Feb 2021 in Stationery

Even more fabulous if you use cursive…

Photo courtesy of Susana Arango.
Notebook found in Japan. 

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Got any ED ointment?

posted on 2 Feb 2021 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

No, really!  I don’t need those!

Photo courtesy of Don Beck.
Found in Korea. 

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You will also drive over spine…

posted on 1 Feb 2021 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

You will stop texting…

Photo courtesy of Adam Evans.
Found in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. 

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Cocoon growth – the pandemic of the 21st century…

posted on 30 Jan 2021 in Instructions

Photo courtesy of Steph Moreland. 
Mouse pad made in China.

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Very blandest!

posted on 29 Jan 2021 in Clothing

This is why I only eat Swiss chocolate…

Photo copyright Engrish.com.
Child’s shirt spotted in Tokyo. 

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I’ve got more of a heavy mouth today…

posted on 28 Jan 2021 in Menus, Signs

No cream: I like coffee of the dark mouth.

Photo courtesy of  Shawn Weldon.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Defacatory down the hall…

posted on 27 Jan 2021 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Phenix.
Spotted in Suzhou, China. 

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After throw ball, run.

posted on 26 Jan 2021 in Chinglish, Instructions, Toys

Doesn’t burn in a fire… any other way to kill it?

Photo courtesy of S.G.
Found on an old package that contained balls with real gunpowder inside.

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I’ll let you know when we remember…

posted on 25 Jan 2021 in Signs

On second thought… we’re not sorry at all.

Photo courtesy of Ryan.
Found in Japan. 

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Sink before you speak…

posted on 24 Jan 2021 in Chinglish, Signs

He said he feels drained…

Photo courtesy of Jay Peterson.
Found in Guanghzhou, China. 

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