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I’ve got more of a heavy mouth today…
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(58 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)
Coffee in human for. A habit of taste.
Coffee habit taste isleft it is.
Must have been written by a Barrister.
This is what you get when you write advertising copy before you’ve had your morning coffee.
The Barista has no taste in English
Fight; mouth; hit.
Good work son.
Now double up your punches in the second round.
I can’t resist it any longer.
Customer: Waiter waiter! My coffee tastes like mud.
Waiter: Well sir. It was ground yesterday.
BOOM BOOM!
Is it possible to balance withthat light mouth?
Served with a complimentary word salad.
I like my coffee like I like my women – light mouth, no habit, and the taste roasted newly.
@DnT….Oh! I was always looking for a nymphomaniac, whose father owned a pub.