Nothing says Christmas like pack gift…

posted on 13 Jan 2023 in Chinglish, Stationery

Sufler even the small businessman…

Photo courtesy of T.U.
Wrapping paper package from China.

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Service without a smile

posted on 12 Jan 2023 in Signs

I don’t think the service here will be good…

Photo courtesy of Stefan Goossens. 
Spotted in Japan. 

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Some hobo may occur…

posted on 11 Jan 2023 in Chinglish, Instructions

If your eyes are damaged, you won’t see the bums…

Photo courtesy of Derek Collier.
LED lights imported from China.

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Pass me that foot…

posted on 10 Jan 2023 in Chinglish, Instructions

They fall apart the first 3 years but you get 10 good years…

Photo courtesy of Dave Dinkler.
3-D Puzzle package instructions.

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Let me stop you right there…

posted on 9 Jan 2023 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of John Carroll.
Face mask from China.

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No backbone… tsk tsk

posted on 8 Jan 2023 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Sizer99.

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Because a whole child would be insane…

posted on 7 Jan 2023 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Save some for later!

Photo courtesy of Boris V.
Menu from Vietnamese restaurant.

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I like shampoo that doesn’t try to be body parts…

posted on 6 Jan 2023 in Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Tatsuya Sekino.
Shampoo bottle found in Japan. 

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Watch your step!

posted on 5 Jan 2023 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Now I am pissed…

Photo courtesy of M.W.
Found at a KFC in Australia. 

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Here we go again…

posted on 4 Jan 2023 in Menus

You call that steak?

Photo courtesy of Doug Grude.
From a steak restaurant in Kanagawa, Japan. 

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