That’s not what hands are for…

Better deal the cards face up, then, or this game will get nowhere.

So what does one touch with.

It’s not a touchy feely thing.

This message doesn’t feel right.

It looks like a pelvis, but the hip sockets appear to be pointing upwards, which must be uncomfortable.

…to your “you-know-what,” or you’ll go blind.

You don’t know where it’s been!

Must be a second hand item.

….or else it will grow a hand in the fence !

This seems paradoxical. Isn’t one’s hand already touching itself? I bet this sign is just there to keep this robot stuck in an infinite cognitive loop, to prevent it from killing everyone.

When Marschall Matt Dillon was away for a few weeks, Miss Kitty used to amuse herself with her hands.

When Marschall Dillon returned, he fired all of them.

God is watching you.

♬♫ 
With your hands on your desk
You give your knees a big hex
But it’s the pelvic thrust
That really drives you to bust
Let’s do the hand spank again…
♪♫  

OK, we’re really gonna hafta redefine what a hand-off is all about.

Please remove fingers beyond this point.

And no pointing with them, either!

You there — no touchy-feely funny business in here!

Hey, I got no complaints — their other sign says NO MOLEST ROBOT GROIN.

Thanks, had no interest in touching the T-800 anyway.