No, really, they look good…

The honesty is only because they’re not bright enough to get away with a lie

Be honest: does this shop make my gl ass es look big?

The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades.

It’s next door to the Freak store

You can tell by the windows

…and a side order of contacts.

Stupid glasses do their shopping elsewhere.

I don’t need glasses – I drink straight from the bottle.

We dispense with honesty.

I don’t even work on commission.

Competition finally opens across the street from Cheater’s Dull Spectacles.

Funny — I put on these things and cannot tell a lie…

SmartGlasses are supposed to always tell you the truth — but computers were supposed to do away with paper, and nuclear energy was supposed to be too cheap to meter, so…

How come all you guys have in stock are these rosy-colored ones?

@EM….and EVs will save the world.

It is really annoying to be told the world is your oyster, when all you want is a grilled chop or two.

Crooked practices are extra