No, really, they look good…

No, really, they look good…

posted on 10 Aug 2023 in Chinglish, Signs

They only cost $8 to make…

Photo courtesy of Daniel McMillen.
Spotted in Beijing, China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

The honesty is only because they’re not bright enough to get away with a lie

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

Be honest: does this shop make my gl ass es look big?

DrLex
DrLex
10 months ago

The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
10 months ago

It’s next door to the Freak store

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
10 months ago

You can tell by the windows

Boris
Boris
10 months ago

…and a side order of contacts.

Running Comment
Running Comment
10 months ago

Stupid glasses do their shopping elsewhere.

Running Comment
Running Comment
10 months ago

I don’t need glasses – I drink straight from the bottle.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

We dispense with honesty.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 months ago

I don’t even work on commission.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
10 months ago

Competition finally opens across the street from Cheater’s Dull Spectacles.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
10 months ago

Funny — I put on these things and cannot tell a lie…

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
10 months ago

SmartGlasses are supposed to always tell you the truth — but computers were supposed to do away with paper, and nuclear energy was supposed to be too cheap to meter, so…

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
10 months ago

How come all you guys have in stock are these rosy-colored ones?

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

@EM….and EVs will save the world.

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

It is really annoying to be told the world is your oyster, when all you want is a grilled chop or two.

P.D.
P.D.
10 months ago

Crooked practices are extra

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