Keep your distance

posted on 23 Jan 2012 in Clothing

Watch out for my active world…

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Back of sweatshirt spotted in Japan. 

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Please enjoy our complimentary air

posted on 22 Jan 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries

Make eating food part of your daily diet!

Photo courtesy of Steve Kaye.
Found in Siem Reap, Cambodia. 

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Special Waiting Room

posted on 21 Jan 2012 in Chinglish

We pride ourselves in early recruitment…

Photo courtesy of Kevin Haggerty.
Found at the Harbin Ice Festival in China. 

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Sirong winds ahead!

posted on 20 Jan 2012 in Chinglish, Household Items

Also try our electric toothbrush for oral sex understanding

Photo courtesy of Martine Sayers.
Hair dryer found in S. Carolina, made in China. 

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It’s the discount 10%

posted on 19 Jan 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toys

Welcome to the first day of the rest of this air plane

Photo courtesy of Fauxie.
Toy found in Thailand. 

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Helps decompose unhealth?

posted on 18 Jan 2012 in Toiletries

 My advice? Wield gently

Photo courtesy of Michelle Byrd.

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Cobblers pardoned… pies released

posted on 17 Jan 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Wherever a cheesecake is imprisoned unjustly, we’ll be there!

Photo courtesy of Ronnie Kwong.

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You should see his bicycle

posted on 16 Jan 2012 in Clothing

16 of my wheels are missing!

Photo courtesy of Kristin Akiko.
Cap found in Japan. 

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Just minutes or hours from your home

posted on 15 Jan 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Where the customer is always or never right…

Photo courtesy of Steve Finney.
Sign found in Brooklyn, NY. 

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Burn baby burn

posted on 14 Jan 2012 in Computer

For some reason the cashier put them in a brown paper bag…

Photo courtesy of Eli Loomis.
DVD’s found in Japan. 

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