I have a good feeling about this life jacket

posted on 27 Sep 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Andrew Taylor.
 Vibrating condom package found in China.

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Haglid is my favorite

posted on 26 Sep 2012 in Music, Toys

No magic outside of Hogwalts…

Photo courtesy of Tim Keller.
 Music boxes found in Japanese dept. store in Hong Kong.

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3 Stooges used to work here

posted on 25 Sep 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

We call it the Benny Hill rule…

Photo courtesy of John Patrick Mulhall.
Found at the Great Wall of China. 

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Cuddlier than the Loch Ness Mammal

posted on 24 Sep 2012 in Chinglish, Toys

…and his best friend Satanzebra

Photo courtesy of Alina Suta.
Toy made in China. 

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Border Patrol just got lazy

posted on 23 Sep 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Michel Mittenburg.
Found in China. 

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What to sing whether more than

posted on 22 Sep 2012 in Clothing

Lyrics not strength my

Photo courtesy of Maurits de Wildt.
Found in Osaka, Japan. 

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Use elvelator

posted on 21 Sep 2012 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Paul E..
Found in Roppongi, Tokyo, Japan. 

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Ask about our Twilight discount

posted on 20 Sep 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

We’re having the neighbors for dinner…

Photo courtesy of Rebecca Siegel.
Menu found in Xuhui District, Shanghai. 

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Because thread is overrated…

posted on 19 Sep 2012 in Chinglish, Household Items

Photo courtesy of Alec Gutierrez.
Sewing kit made in China. 

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Uncle Ackbar Wants You!

posted on 18 Sep 2012 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Dave Kennedy.
Bootleg shirt found in Bangkok, Thailand. 

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