This explains the hair in my drink

posted on 27 Oct 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

A little off the top, bartender…

Photo courtesy of Nancy Bortz.
 Spa found in China.

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I remember my first Vespa dream…

posted on 26 Oct 2012 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of David Weiner.
T-shirt found in Japan. 

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Visualize World Piece of Chicken

posted on 25 Oct 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of J. Mark Hood.
Found at a restaurant in Beijing, China. 

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For that baby thing

posted on 24 Oct 2012 in Chinglish, Toiletries

I heard you were pregnant with the thing…

Photo courtesy of Robyn Diez.
Made in China, found in Baltimore. 

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Hot cross buns!

posted on 23 Oct 2012 in Signs

Thanks, I’ll stand…

Photo courtesy of Estecho.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.
Japanese says: “We have a smoking section in our restaurant”. 

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Housebroken–Please refrigerate after opening

posted on 22 Oct 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

He’s trainable and makes his own gravy.

Photo courtesy of AC.
Spotted at Potala Palace in Tibet. 

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Great for original usage memos

posted on 21 Oct 2012 in Stationery

They’re too good for the Abandonment Division!

Photo courtesy of Heidi Kay Carson.
Pens made in Japan. 

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I’ve got no beef with you

posted on 20 Oct 2012 in Signs

I know we just met but I’d like to have you for dinner…

Photo courtesy of Ryan Miyamoto.
Found at grocery store in Japan. 

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New! With enhanced browns!

posted on 19 Oct 2012 in Chinglish

A rare inside look.

Photo courtesy of Gary Driggs.
Video from China. 

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Diana Flush beats four of a kind

posted on 18 Oct 2012 in Chinglish, Toys

So beautiful, she was the Jack of Clubs…

Photo courtesy of  Alex J Dennis.
Playing cards found in Shanghai, China. 

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