New! With enhanced browns!
posted on 19 Oct 2012 in Chinglish
A rare inside look.
Photo courtesy of Gary Driggs.
Video from China.
(189 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
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Are you saying Gulliver is full of s#!t?
Its all a bit anal for mine
This must be the version where he fell down in the Lilliputian city and completely rectum.
♫♪ DVD killed the VCR star… ♪
You said you wanted to know where he went when he was small….
Was his name Lemuel or Lemmiwinks?
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Must be a crappy movie. That’s my gut feeling anyway.
Gerbils hate this movie.
Gulliver does look a bit pooped…
He also suffered from cigarette buttocks.
Rectum? Damn near killed him!
Oh, so that’s why he’s looking down! 😡
Hold on! Looks like we’re headed “Down Under” this time.
If you read the book, you know that Swift was actually pretty obsessed with this sort of thing.
What kind of colon is Techicolon?
Episode 1: Gulliver explores Uranus
It makes me wonder what those little guys have done to Gulliver while he was tied up…
The story starts out weak and then really goes down the tube.
It’s one of those stories that starts at the ending.
Also on BBC (British Broadcasting Colony)
Gulliver returns to Brobdingnag and finds out the giant inhabitants of the land don’t welcome him. In order to exercise some revenge, he decides to populate the king’s rear end… and finds out it’s populated by people!
– Mommy! I see colons!!
Again presented by the most bowelful nation in the world
Does a technicolon produce all the colours of the rainbow?
Better than bluray – movies in suppository form!
You should see the slide show of his travels.
A fate worse than joining the yahoos
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You don’t get all hunched up from spelunking in wide-screen colons. But you sure hope the Brobdingnagians haven’t had too much fiber in their diets.
I’m looking for my master, Allan Bates. Has anyone seen my Master Bates?
Technicolons are no big deal, but I’m still trying to figure out the rules for using semitechnicolons.
@Marum: No, all the colours of the rectum.
Now starring Richard Gere!
I’m poopin’ rainbows!
GulliVCR and his crappy upgrade to GulliDVD.