Especially in the morning

posted on 28 Nov 2012 in Signs

Alone or with a friend…

Photo courtesy of Brian G. Rubrecht.
Spotted in Tokyo, Japan at construction site. 

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We love use

posted on 27 Nov 2012 in Toiletries

Don’t tense up on the toothpaste…

Photo courtesy of Hannes Diener.
Found in Tokyo hotel. 

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What happens in Disneyland, stays in Disneyland

posted on 26 Nov 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

Minnie and I are in an open relationship…

Photo courtesy of Noran Fikri.
Notebook found in Cairo, Egypt. 

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Strictly clothes-on

posted on 25 Nov 2012 in Chinglish

I have a hangup about cameras…

Photo courtesy of Tai Fu.
Found in Taiwan. 

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Try our Happy Beginning

posted on 24 Nov 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Heidi Kay Carson.
Found in Koh Samui, Thailand. 

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That’s what they told me to write!

posted on 23 Nov 2012 in Transportation


Photo courtesy of RC.
Found in Oman. 

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I FEEL GOOD!

posted on 21 Nov 2012 in Clothing

My favorite part:  where they yell the chorus

Photo courtesy of Mike Q and Joanne Y.
Hat found in Taiwan. 

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$5 first minute, tisues are free

posted on 20 Nov 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

I left a tip in the back seat

Photo courtesy of Eric Anderson.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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Comes with whore wheat bread

posted on 19 Nov 2012 in Menus

But a lobster never pays for sex…

Photo courtesy of Lana Immelman.
Menu found in Hat Yai, Thailand.

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We have family-oriented toilets

posted on 18 Nov 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Obstacle toilet for constipation only…

Photo courtesy of Mike Q and Joanne Y.
Found in Taipei, Taiwan. 

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