Especially in the morning

Sorry I’m just a bit stiff

I don’t feel it. I only feel a stiff breeze.

But do not enjoy the view.

Bamboo-scaffolding hugging.

No hard feelings if you don’t want to.

This message brought to you by the Long Wang Erection Co.

The eyes of that egg-shaped creature looks like flipping the birds

Mickey is not allowed anywhere near it.

Every day!

What are they erecting at this construction site?

They’re erecting a penal institution.

Where is a suck ho when you really need one?

For Gosh sake keep those termites away from me!

My name is Paris Hilton, I’m from Holy Wood and I grew up with the grass.

Ouch! I got a splinter!

Required before your penicure can be done.

Verbal communication is enough for me, thank you so much.

Feel wood, feel good.

in association with Grant Wood

Feel Holly Wood. Please.

open only in the mornings and late at night.

Caution: may contain nuts.

If your balsa aching you’ve been feeling wood for too long.

Sperm looks weirder in Japan.

Don’t knock it until you’ve treed it.

@RJF: Sperm? Is that what that thing with green eyes is supposed to be?