Comes with whore wheat bread

Forget about pixie dust. Whore dust is the new fashion.

In the competitive Thai sex industry, turn over is high.

And who cooks shrimp cooks shrimp?

Does it meet the troop trains with a mattress strapped to its back.

How does an egg ink

Yes – in Japan, the food cooks itself.

Egg ink is the kind used for whiting funny yolks.

Never let a crab do the cooking. They can’t tell a sack of flour from a cremation urn.

The shrimp thing? Crustaceans gonna crustate.

….. or maybe the cook is a short order cook.

Meanwhile, the prawns are cooking crack cocaine.

When a shrimp cooks whore dust, it’s known as “a little bit on the side”.

SpongeBob has a very good reason to never let his boss be in charge of the kitchen.

Yeah, it’s “that time of the month” for the chef. You got a problem with that?

Danny De Vito’s specialty: shrimp Sato vegetables.

Special low-price menu for suck hos!

The dust must be purchased on a whoresale.

Your mummy was a whore!

Had a dusty old whore give me crabs once, but this is different.

@Droll Not Troll: don’t you mean runny yolks?

Customer: I’d like to have your shrimp cooks shrimp thing and can I have a fork instead of chopsticks?

Waiter: Very well sir, go fork yourself .

@seventy2rd o clock: In Soviet Russia, food cooks you.

What a whoresome meal !

Thailand’s latest solution to the prostituion problem brought to you by the Royal Thai Restaurant.So don’t Bangkok anymore!

I heard lobster Mayo tidbits burns the plate ”angrily” and ran away

Yo dawg, I heard you like shrimp so I got you a shrimp to cook your shrimp…

Now I understand: e-ink displays are made of eggs – that’s why they’re so liquid!

Ugh . . . forget it.
This is whorry crab !

@Silly Uncle Willy: In this case I wish I’d made it punny yolks.

twisted meals

♫ Another crab cooks whore dust! ♫

its a shrimp eat shrimp world

A crab sings Kesshou~Whore Dust~