Freshness You Can Taste

posted on 15 Dec 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries

I’m pretty sure I didn’t ask for that…

Photo courtesy of Joe Raucci.
Found in window of burger restaurant in South Korea. 

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Grampa needs temper-proof lids

posted on 14 Dec 2012 in Chinglish

No refund if temper is lost or stolen

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Photo courtesy of George Caspary.

Found in Hangzhou, China. 

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Old Deformity People – we pay you

posted on 13 Dec 2012 in Chinglish

Old People (Winter Year) – you will be carded.

Photo courtesy of Billy Wong.
Museum sign from China.  

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A More Perfect Union Jack

posted on 12 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Clothing

God Save the President!

Photo courtesy of AJ
Shirt from China. 

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That’s a damu good breakfast

posted on 11 Dec 2012 in Menus

You know, from pigu…

Photo courtesy of C. Honda.
Found at a cafe in Roppongi, Tokyo.

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It buys her black roses?

posted on 10 Dec 2012 in Toiletries

Week before Christmas is pretty good

Photo courtesy of Kimberley Whitaker.
Skin scrubber found at supermarket in  Tokyo.

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Cows are the only animals that moo…right?

posted on 9 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

You asked for it “as rare as possible.”

Photo courtesy of J. Smith.
Menu found in China. 

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Ostretch of the imagination

posted on 8 Dec 2012 in Toys

They can chase mailmen at over 40 mph!

Toy from China. 

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Didn’t Jerry Jam with the Grateful Spread?

posted on 7 Dec 2012 in Snacks

He’s well-preserved…

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Photo courtesy of Anthony M.

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Affronterpants

posted on 6 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Clothing

Looking for a fight, boxers?

Photo courtesy of L.J.
Briefs from China. 

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