It’s adout time!

posted on 8 Jan 2013 in Instructions

Follow? I’m having trouble READING the rules…

Photo courtesy of Emily Sehl.

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Never without her permission

posted on 7 Jan 2013 in Instructions, Menus

Precautions had to be made for Clinton’s visit…

Photo courtesy of ASV.
Found in Japan. 

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French maid, nice touch

posted on 6 Jan 2013 in Signs

Enoug h cleaning already

Photo courtesy of A.S.V.
Bookstore sign found in Japan. 

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Carefully impulse

posted on 5 Jan 2013 in Clothing

Not that apex, THAT apex

Photo courtesy of A.S.V.
Found in Japan.  

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It woof!

posted on 4 Jan 2013 in Clothing

Please it walk

Photo courtesy of A.S.V.
T-shirt found in Japan. 

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Bend here for tickets

posted on 3 Jan 2013 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Christopher Szweistis.
Found in Okinawa, Japan.  

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I prefer Ragph Laumen

posted on 2 Jan 2013 in Chinglish

Do you have size !%

Photo courtesy of Brandon Schmitt.
Shop found in China. 

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A skoosh more room for your cartoon parts

posted on 31 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Clothing

Brought to you by the makers of Ugly Girl makeup

Photo courtesy of Brodie Lambert.
Underwear found in Xi’an, China. 

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Try their shampoo–it fights cancer

posted on 30 Dec 2012 in Instructions, Toiletries

I heard plague causes cavities

Photo courtesy of S.B.

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Relax, it’s a consensual war

posted on 29 Dec 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of John Welch.
Seen in Hanoi War Museum, Vietnam.
Meant to say “magnetic” mine used to “sink” enemy ships. 

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