I won’t join any spa that will have me

posted on 28 Jan 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it

Photo courtesy of Alvaro Guzman.
Found at expat compound in Hanoi, Vietnam.  

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I heard it’s 4-star thing

posted on 27 Jan 2013 in Chinglish

Can I get a wake-up thing at 8?

Photo courtesy of Joe F.
Hotel found in Shanghai, China. 

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This is why I don’t order Turkish food in China…

posted on 26 Jan 2013 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Nick Cucinella.
Menu from Turkish restaurant in Shanghai, China. 

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Please break-in carefully

posted on 25 Jan 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries

Stealing approved items only

Photo courtesy of Jack Mierzejewski.
Found in Bangkok, Thailand. 

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Edgier than baby pee pee

posted on 24 Jan 2013 in Clothing

Because ‘feces’ just isn’t cute…

Photo courtesy of Julie Marsaban.

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I need a change, I’ll try Modification

posted on 23 Jan 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Honey, you got Asia face!

Photo courtesy of Xiao Feng.
Found in China. 

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Event of a smoke, too

posted on 22 Jan 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Elevator wanted you to know.

Photo courtesy of Chris McMonagle.
Found in low budget hotel in Foshan, China. 

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Hey, it is flu season…

posted on 21 Jan 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Gary Cornelius.
 Huatai Hotel in Dawang, China.

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You had me at Nature

posted on 20 Jan 2013 in Clothing

Never hire a surfer to write poetry

Photo courtesy of John Swindle.
T-shirt spotted on Japanese tourist in Honolulu.

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Where fashion therefore ok

posted on 19 Jan 2013 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Patrick Brown.
Taken in Japan. 

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