I won’t join any spa that will have me

I won’t join any spa that will have me

posted on 28 Jan 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it

Photo courtesy of Alvaro Guzman.
Found at expat compound in Hanoi, Vietnam.  

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DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

Welcome! Please don’t come in.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

The smile its open and shut

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

By appointment only

coffeebot
11 years ago

You can’t get there from here.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Closed to you, unless you have permission.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Spa opening, spa closed. How Hanoi-ing!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

30% opening / 70% closed

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Must be one of those closed-air events.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Welcome to Spa Carnifonia, you can check out, but you can’t get in.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Fine print: wakeyoursansesup

spare ocean
spare ocean
11 years ago

Cartman started this idea.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

Grand opening… but not for you, ordinary people!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

Grand opening… in 2011. Nowadays it’s closed.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

In time of the grand opening, it is closed. But it feels it is invited to watch the thing from a distance.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Good English? Closed, but no cigar.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

I think I see the problem. When they say “Grand” opening, that’s what it costs to get in. 😉

GwydionM
GwydionM
11 years ago

Keep your friends closed and your enemies even more closed. (Don Vito Corleone.)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

I know how they feel – she was always very closed to me.

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

Sometimes the 1% just likes to rub it in our faces.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Beyonce! Now, that would be a “Grand Opening”.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Spa services?? I know what is on offer in Thailand. What does Vietnam offer?

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Look mate. We wouldn’y allow YOU into anything we run.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Smile Spa???? I know what a “Smiley” is, and it certainly does….Wake up your senses. But a Smile spa would be ridiculous.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

“It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.”
— George Carlin

Classic Steve
11 years ago

“Just like me, they want to be…”

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

Closed to you by the Carpenters?

RT
RT
11 years ago

wouldn’t be surprised if the entrance is a revolving door

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
11 years ago

Closed, especially for you!

Peter
Peter
11 years ago

So . . . need I pay a penny?

Bob T
Bob T
11 years ago

What is Vietnamese for Gaijin?

DragonLady
DragonLady
11 years ago

Hello, I must be going.

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

Glad to meet spa from a distance… *Turns nose up, walks away*

Cantor
Cantor
11 years ago

Its a grand opening for everyone! But you are not invited.

Have a day lucky cat!

Eoin
Eoin
10 years ago

This is what happens when the neighborhood starts to turn Gentile.

Denisaiko
10 years ago

Cpt. Jack Sparrow: “Well, we shall have a magnificent garden party and you’re not invited” .

olog-hai
olog-hai
10 years ago

@Bob T: Google Translate says it’s “người nước ngoài”.

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