Event of a smoke, too

Event of a smoke, too

posted on 22 Jan 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Elevator wanted you to know.

Photo courtesy of Chris McMonagle.
Found in low budget hotel in Foshan, China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Oh good a building that talks.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
11 years ago

In case of flood use the stairs

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

I got it: no fireworks on the elevator.

Mick
Mick
11 years ago

The Elevator is also the manager too.

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

What kind of music does Elevator like?

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

Event of a love, however, is so allowed. There’s even a camera inside.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Dear Guest,

You’ll do it my way!

Elevator

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Luckily, there’s always a hand grenade nearby…

Tong
Tong
11 years ago

Because this elevator is a non smoking elevator.

coffeebot
11 years ago

Stairs forbidden by elevator!

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

Event of office party prohibited by computers.

Alcohol is not good for our healthy.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Now I think I understand the ‘friend from a distance’ reference.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

It is nice to know that the building cannot be consumed by fire.

How about flood, famine, pestilence, and plagues of Locusts?

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

Lighting a match or lighter in this elevator will cause it to say “do not want” and instantly fall at terminal velocity.

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

Elevator also dislikes smelly people. Please use either deodorant or the stairs.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

I’m the elevator and I prohibited this message.

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

Big lifter is watching you…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Mr. Elevator – you’re FIRED!!

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Even if it’s in the fireplace? Oh, this is a low-budget hotel, it’s probably just painted on the wall or something.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

ELEVATOR III – Fire of the Machines

Coming soon to a lobby near you.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

@Ilock. Music that goes up and down.

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

♫ Oooh you take me higher
you know it’s true Elevator
you help prevent the fire
they can take the stairs, I’ll catch them later
because you still fuel my desire ♫

My original song to Elevator

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

Asbeastos Elevator Company.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

It has its ups and downs.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Maximum Occupancy : 8 persons; 6 if engulfed in flames.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

(DING!) Seventh Circle of Hell – Murder, Suicide and Blasphemy. Please mind your step. (DING!).

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

“Up your shaft.”

Peter
Peter
11 years ago

Dear the Fireman,

Sorry you are officially obsolete.

The Lift

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Hello, Receptionist? There is an event of a fire in Room 317. Can I speak to Emergency Exit, please?

GwydionM
GwydionM
11 years ago

The fire must use the stairs like everyone else

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

That’s why they say: ”Where there’s smoking in the floor, there’s an elevator!”

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
11 years ago

Unfortunately the elevator has no control over informal meetings of fire.

Jay
Jay
11 years ago

Dammit! We’ve been building fire stations, installing sprinklers and fire alarms when all along we could’ve just legislated fire out of existence. What fools we’ve been!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
11 years ago

So get those matches out of here.

Smoky the Elevator.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

The Great and Powerful Otis has spoken!

spareocean
spareocean
11 years ago

Goodbye Fire Extinguishers and Sprinklers! Hello Elevators!!

Luosechi
Luosechi
11 years ago

And that’s an order!

Blain
Blain
11 years ago

Nice to see the elevator is looking out for us.

Mykel
Mykel
11 years ago

That is some high-tech elevator!

Prudencio Padango
Prudencio Padango
11 years ago

We should put elevators in the forest

Cantor
Cantor
11 years ago

People: HELP HELP WE ARE BURNING!

But then… a strange thing happens… our usual overworked skinny Japanese man enters the elevator… but out comes… ELEVATOR MAN!

Rest in fried of pieces by fire Erevator man… he failured…

Drew
Drew
10 years ago

Well, the Chinese government’s already illegalized Reincarnation without government permission. Forbidding rapid oxidation reactions isn’t that much of a leap.

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