For that old maidservant feeling…

posted on 23 May 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of PTP.
Menu from Chinese restaurant in San Francisco. 

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You can’t have everything…

posted on 22 May 2013 in Instructions

Don’t be so sentimental…

Photo courtesy of David Pressley.
Label on a phone charger. 

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Kitchen Field

posted on 21 May 2013 in Household Items

Wonderful?!  You’re frying your unborn son!

Photo courtesy of Steve Fox.
Bottom of skillet found in Japan. 

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posted on 20 May 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries

A lot of blood sweat and tears went into that meal…

Photo courtesy of Melanie Brinkman.
From a buffet in Cancun, Mexico. 

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Aussie Rules Engilsh

posted on 19 May 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Olivia Hauet.
Found in Bangkok, Thailand. 

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Please enjoy ethnicity

posted on 18 May 2013 in Signs

We’ll show you how…

Photo courtesy of Collin Rodolitz.
Tanning salon found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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Bothering only

posted on 17 May 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Kent Ruggles.
Found at marine museum in Beihai, China. 

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Maybe a two-night stand

posted on 16 May 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Please enjoy our feet high club.

Photo courtesy of Wendy Jansma.
Found at Singapore Airport transit lounge. 

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Grow a pair

posted on 15 May 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Put a little feeling in it.

Photo courtesy of Lisa Carman.
Found in LiJiang, China.

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You want lives? We got lives

posted on 14 May 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

I swear we don’t want to drink your blood!

Photo courtesy of Peter Roberts.
Found in China. 

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