Oh, to be a male scholar…

Oh, to be a male scholar…

posted on 17 Jun 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Kaishin Chu.
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algernon
algernon
11 years ago

Do old people wang need a condom

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

M,ild an fragrant mineral water for the wet male scholar

Alex
Alex
11 years ago

Riddle: What liquid is the lady nursed with ? She is having needing.

Hint: It is mild and fragrant !

JohnZ
JohnZ
11 years ago

Putting the wet male scholar piece of cloth above the condom is a great example of conditioned thinking about how it became wet.

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

That towel will need a lot of compressing after all this wet stuff.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Looks like the Old Scholar is gonna have a noodle party.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Jian Li Bao is a soft drink. I do not know if is mild, fragrant or produced by milking nurses.

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

Please wear the condom before you start to liquid the lady.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

How much for 20,000 shares of pork backs?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

If you’re on Medicare, your pee pee is really lookin’ good!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

I flunked out of school. Am I still eligible for the liquid nursing thing? Please?

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

If you’re having needing, I’m very auspicious.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

That’s where Confucius is nursed with his great ideas

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

Who knew a commodity price list could also be a narrative!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

I wonder why nursing a male scholar is more expensive than auspicious old people wang.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

Male scholar, get ready for your oral test. 😈

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

I’ll stick with the Instant noodles, a mineral water, and a condom thanks. The rest is incomprehensible.

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

I bet old people Wang was the one who created the wet scholar piece of cloth. How else would he be so auspicious?

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
11 years ago

Wet Male Scholar Wang is prodigious.
one condom please.

GwydionM
11 years ago

the wet male scholar ventured into the liquid the lady is nursed. He now has an old people wang, very sad

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

@Big Fat Cat: It looks like Confucius wrote the Chinese part of this menu and Sigmund Freud translated it! 🙂

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

That’s right, 20 condoms filled with mineral water and noodles.
Delivered to the roof.

davonblr
davonblr
11 years ago

But wait! I provide all above commodity? So am I a guest, or am I being pimped out?

Auntie
Auntie
11 years ago

speechless in face of the onslaught.

stpnrazr
stpnrazr
11 years ago

After I turned 50, I learned that old people wang is not really all that auspicious.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Yes I have seen the liquids the scholars use. The Uni. students regularly gather at the Regatta Pub in Brissie.

Czarmangis
Czarmangis
11 years ago

These boneheads are only just now recognizing that like sugar cherry blossom cookies creep in your dream stare, Engrish has been and will continue to be the first number!

Dangard
11 years ago

“I’ll have a condom, and liquid the lady is nursed, since I never leave a lady unsatisfied 🙂 Wait….NO!!! What do you mean that’s how that French guy got in trouble in New York?”

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

@Czarmangis. Yeah. Number than an Eskimo’s bum, when he’s sitting on an ice floe.

Timmy
Timmy
11 years ago

LIES! I’m old and my wang never promises future success!!

tekleader
tekleader
11 years ago

Could I have another hint, please?

Allison
Allison
10 years ago

wait so did they actualy mean condom when it said condom? well never mind they probobly did PEOPLES NEEDS THE SEX!

DO
DO
10 years ago

Sum Ting Wong with Old People Wang

Cindi
Cindi
10 years ago

Kids don’t look below the mineral water.

Susan
Susan
10 years ago

Where I come from, old people Wang is suspicious.

RocketCat
RocketCat
9 years ago

The old people Wang would likely not need a condom or expel liquid,even when wet and nursed by a lady. Old people Wang would probably need viagra to be instant noodle but would need to compress a towel afterwards if having needing.

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