Can I get some satisfaction?

Can I get some satisfaction?

posted on 12 Jun 2013 in Signs

…and a side order of joy.

Photo courtesy of NoReason.
Found in Japanese mall.  

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Our family happiness discount: buy two happiness, get accidentally for free!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Sh*t happiness

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

Happiness is a soft serve

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

Try our new Prozac-flavored smoothie!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Happiness is gooey and sticky. As it should be.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

I just had a sausage dog over at Grief and Anguish.

coffeebot
11 years ago

because the Happy Meal is just exploitative.

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

You’ll have to barter. Money can’t buy this.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

I’ll take two slices of heaven and a side of happiness please.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

If money can buy happiness, how come the store is empty with no lineup?

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Let’s all sing the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

I once went to to eat at Revenge, but their dishes are always served cold.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
11 years ago

Where service always comes with a smile… or they’re fired.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
11 years ago

Can I get a Prozac Double-Pounder,, Abilify Fries, and a Zoloft smoothie please?

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

I’d like some flies with that!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

Something’s about to happiness!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

May contain traces of ecstasy.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

Happiness is so expensive! I think I’ll go to Just Fine instead.

Simone Bolivar
Simone Bolivar
11 years ago

Money really can’t buy happiness, but it gives you the ability to choose whatever kind of misery you prefer.

Simone Bolivar
Simone Bolivar
11 years ago

Happiness? I guess it all depends on what you do with the soft serve.

Or perhaps; Where you put it.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

I don’t know about Soft Serves. But an Asian friend of mine did things with chocolate and whipped cream, that caused a fair degree of happiness – ecstasy even.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Q. What do you call a whole tribe of Maoris on Prozac?

A. Once were worriers.

Salome
Salome
11 years ago

Drop the h and stress the second syllable.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Money may not be able to buy happiness, but at least you can afford the misery which suits you best.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

The daily lashings will continue, until morale improves.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

@BFC. Because it costs lotsa dough. It starts with a million dollar mansion, a Lamboghini, a yacht, a trophy wife. Get the drift?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Warm puppy on a sesame seed bun to go, please.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

@Marum:A few posts back you had a problem with emoticons. Your problem was a lack of a space character between the emoticon code and other text. If it’s not separate, the html engine doesn’t see it.

Salome
Salome
11 years ago

Cheaper than ecstasy–and legal, too.

Molly
Molly
10 years ago

As long as the food’s happy I’m eating it. I’ll be happier .

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