For basblall use only

posted on 17 Jun 2014 in Household Items

It’s probably authlenlic

Photo courtesy of James Bailey.

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Go back to your behind

posted on 16 Jun 2014 in Chinglish

Our toilet is in arrears.

Photo courtesy of Alex Liang.
Found in Singapore. 

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Beware of things falling everywhere

posted on 15 Jun 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Ollie Barker.
Found under a tall tree at Fengdu China.

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I think it’s ppoop in your language.

posted on 14 Jun 2014 in Chinglish

You don’t want to know why they call me that…

Photo courtesy of Matthew Gray.
Tissues found in China. 

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Our furniture is particular about furniture

posted on 13 Jun 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

All our reality is uncorrupted…

Photo courtesy of James Lindsay.
Found in a Bangkok, Thailand hotel. 

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Lock on!

posted on 12 Jun 2014 in Signs

…because nobody looks after things like rockers.

Photo courtesy of Mamiko Irie.
 Found in Japan. 

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Proud of our trash!

posted on 11 Jun 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries

Our pollution is the best!

Photo courtesy of Roxanne Juno Snider.
Found in Vietnam. 

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I guess the Indians won after all…

posted on 10 Jun 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

At home on the range OR microwave…

Photo courtesy of Angela Merchant.
Menu item found in China.

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We abbreviate after 6 PM

posted on 9 Jun 2014 in Chinglish

This store will be closed for a spell-check.

Photo courtesy of Alleycat Studio.
Signage was from Shandong Province, China.

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We sneak meat, you eat…

posted on 8 Jun 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of A.J.
Menu found in China.  

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