For basblall use only

Seems llgit.

Hilkory 2016!!

I much prefer these to Arumimum bats

Hilkory Dilkory Dock, the milce ran up the klock…

This is the official Hillary bat made in China.

Hilkory Clilkory Dlock, the hands just striled to onle…

Oh yes, it’s genuine

Basebarr been berry, berry good to me.

This is so jbms;jhcc

In China, everything is GLnuine except Chairman Mao.

Looks more like glnuine ‘has’ or ‘sha’ to me, from an amateur carpenter’s point of view.

HALD CLAFTED GLNUINE HILKORY BLSEBLALL BLT

Number one in learism.

Expremay Confusld

You should see their finl monogamy furniturl.

I did not have sex with that bat!

Filled with glnuine colk.

Their usual product line must be cricket bats, made from wiLLow.

Might be Gaelic Engrish.

GLNETICALLY MODIFIED HILKORY

Also available, catlhers’ milts made from glnuine reathel.

It’s the same bat use by the great Bale Luth to hit 714 holers.

Interesting to see the reaction to this. As the person who submitted it, I should point out that it is actually the handle for a small sledge hammer, not a baseball bat, but like that idea. Remember, when buying a hammer, be sure the handle is glnuine hilkory!

Tt’s a glnuine Lguisviuue Slyggrr.