Timothy Hutton Shops Here

posted on 5 Sep 2014 in Buildings, Chinglish

You don’t have to be super to shop there!

Photo courtesy of Brian & Victoria Rice.
Spotted in China. 

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Our bad noodles are closer than you think!

posted on 4 Sep 2014 in Menus

I’ll give you three guesses…

Photo courtesy of J. Hulst.
Found at Osaka airport restaurant.  

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Nire or less…

posted on 3 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Computer, Video Games

No pain no gane.

Photo courtesy of Johan Tomberg.
From a Playstation 1 ripoff.  

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Still more accurate than Delivery Room

posted on 2 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

This explains all the waivers….

Photo courtesy of Brian & Victoria Rice.
 Sign found in China. 

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Talking with nuts!

posted on 1 Sep 2014 in Bags/Packaging

Photo courtesy of Anela Lightfoot.
Found in Yokohama, Japan.  

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You could blow if you suck!

posted on 31 Aug 2014 in Instructions

Sucking hazards: bane of thick lips.

Photo courtesy of Dale Minter.
Found on an NEC dust filter from Japan. 

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Please approach grass with eyes lowered

posted on 30 Aug 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of CF.
Sign found in Xinjiang, China. 

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Yes, me’em, these are the lest ones.

Hurry, they’re going fest.

Photo courtesy of William G.
Found in Malaysia.  

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We use only the freshest subject matter..

posted on 28 Aug 2014 in Signs

BTW, I might take all your food…

Photos courtesy of Kennedy Speirs.
Found outside a restaurant in Osaka, Japan. 

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Because aloohol and meat don’t mix.

posted on 27 Aug 2014 in Chinglish

The meat attracts vehicles.

Photo courtesy of Chris Rutter.
Found at Po Lin Monastery, Hong Kong. 

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