I disparage your cigarettes and set your house on fire. One good way to help people give it up.
DrLex
10 years ago
Welcome to Pyromaniacs 101.
timmy
10 years ago
Brought to you by NOPE– the National Organization of Pyromaniac Ethics.
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago
WARNING: It must explode with delight!
Peter
10 years ago
Needs more tape.
jjhitt
10 years ago
Only YOU can disparage forest fires. — Smokey-san, Bear
Ben
10 years ago
The smoking section of Wreck It Ralph’s “Bad is Good” support group.
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago
That’s a famous quote by Chairman Mao after he set the whole country on fire.
Tong
10 years ago
I regret I have ever smoked, bad for my health, but the fire was fun.
Marum
10 years ago
M1. Did you hear about the Catholic Priest who was arrested for arson?
M2. Lighting up little fires?
M1. No. Lighting up little boys.
iLock
10 years ago
Smoke or die.
iLock
10 years ago
Only smoking here.
How rude of you NOT to smoke in this area.
Frank Burns
10 years ago
Regrets? I’ve had a few, but then again too few to mention.
Gooma
10 years ago
Comes on a prain lapper
Gooma
10 years ago
I don’t regret any women I have set fire to.
Marum
10 years ago
@Gooma. Yes mate. But if they take too long too warm up, it could be because you are using too long a fuse.
Droll not Troll
10 years ago
Cigarettes are now sold in plain parages, thanks to the Australian Government.
Droll not Troll
10 years ago
Burn, baby, burn.
Disparage inferno.
Huu Yuu
10 years ago
Is this like Home on the Range for cigarettes? Not a disparaging word about cigarettes, because it makes them feel regret about setting fire.
RT
10 years ago
-sincerely, michael bay-san
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago
No regrets. No apologies. All arson.
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago
You don’t frighten us, foolish cigarettes. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, Mr. Ciggie, you and all your silly butt heads.
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago
I don’t want to talk to you no more, you tobacco-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! I wave my member at you! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Jøshua
10 years ago
In case of fire, let it burn.
Marum
10 years ago
Mr Wrong. Ancient Klingon Curse.
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago
Marum. French taunting. MPFC.
Gooma
10 years ago
Hey Marum, what happened when the that young Motuan lady climbed the wall of your motel room, and onto you landing, and into your room. We were waiting for a scream or two, if you pulled your “slippery” trick on her. Next minute you arrived on the landing in the nude, with a naked kekeni In your arms. Then you lowered her by one leg into the garden. Then 30 seconds later you reappeared with her clothes, and threw them after her. I don’t know if you got all the Motu she was screaming, she was so mad, we thought… Read more »
Gooma
10 years ago
BTW. Whatever did you do with the mighty erection you had?
Marum
10 years ago
@Gooma. Hahaha mate. She used Motuan words I had never heard before. I didn’t know a beautiful young lady (16yo) could swear so copiously. She must have decided to catch herself a whitey, and live the soft life. As for the erection. I rang the wife, and she told me about how the cat had chucked up on the carpet that morning, one of the taps was leaking, and there was a squeak from the front wheel of her car. Two minutes of “domestic bliss” will get rid of the best erection. That’s why I dropped her into the garden.… Read more »
But I don’t smoke
Regret the cigarette
I disparage your cigarettes and set your house on fire. One good way to help people give it up.
Welcome to Pyromaniacs 101.
Brought to you by NOPE– the National Organization of Pyromaniac Ethics.
WARNING: It must explode with delight!
Needs more tape.
Only YOU can disparage forest fires. — Smokey-san, Bear
The smoking section of Wreck It Ralph’s “Bad is Good” support group.
That’s a famous quote by Chairman Mao after he set the whole country on fire.
I regret I have ever smoked, bad for my health, but the fire was fun.
M1. Did you hear about the Catholic Priest who was arrested for arson?
M2. Lighting up little fires?
M1. No. Lighting up little boys.
Smoke or die.
Only smoking here.
How rude of you NOT to smoke in this area.
Regrets? I’ve had a few, but then again too few to mention.
Comes on a prain lapper
I don’t regret any women I have set fire to.
@Gooma. Yes mate. But if they take too long too warm up, it could be because you are using too long a fuse.
Cigarettes are now sold in plain parages, thanks to the Australian Government.
Burn, baby, burn.
Disparage inferno.
Is this like Home on the Range for cigarettes? Not a disparaging word about cigarettes, because it makes them feel regret about setting fire.
-sincerely, michael bay-san
No regrets. No apologies. All arson.
You don’t frighten us, foolish cigarettes. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, Mr. Ciggie, you and all your silly butt heads.
I don’t want to talk to you no more, you tobacco-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! I wave my member at you! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
In case of fire, let it burn.
Mr Wrong. Ancient Klingon Curse.
Marum. French taunting. MPFC.
Hey Marum, what happened when the that young Motuan lady climbed the wall of your motel room, and onto you landing, and into your room. We were waiting for a scream or two, if you pulled your “slippery” trick on her. Next minute you arrived on the landing in the nude, with a naked kekeni In your arms. Then you lowered her by one leg into the garden. Then 30 seconds later you reappeared with her clothes, and threw them after her. I don’t know if you got all the Motu she was screaming, she was so mad, we thought… Read more »
BTW. Whatever did you do with the mighty erection you had?
@Gooma. Hahaha mate. She used Motuan words I had never heard before. I didn’t know a beautiful young lady (16yo) could swear so copiously. She must have decided to catch herself a whitey, and live the soft life. As for the erection. I rang the wife, and she told me about how the cat had chucked up on the carpet that morning, one of the taps was leaking, and there was a squeak from the front wheel of her car. Two minutes of “domestic bliss” will get rid of the best erection. That’s why I dropped her into the garden.… Read more »