Absolutely no penetration

posted on 15 Sep 2014 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Holly Bradbury.
Japanese says: “Men not allowed to enter here”. 

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Try move a little further step.

posted on 14 Sep 2014 in Chinglish

Uncouth to forget wash the hand.

Photo courtesy of Adam Gillett.
Found above a urinal in Tibet. 

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We have Power Bars and Red Bull…

posted on 13 Sep 2014 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Joy Guru Nagano.
They meant to say “Viking” which in Japanese
means “All You Can Eat Buffet”. 

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Pemple unite!

posted on 12 Sep 2014 in Chinglish

I’m going to the Pemple to palk to God.

Sign says: “Phe Hibben Pemple of Cypress”
Photo courtesy of Juho Vähä-Herttua.
Found in Shaanxi, China.

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Very moderate smokers

posted on 11 Sep 2014 in Chinglish

Because two bong would be ludicrous…

Photo courtesy of Jason Hsieh.
Found in Taipei, Taiwan.
Should read “wan bang”. 

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Do you have stool with the long history?

posted on 10 Sep 2014 in Chinglish

For of is good to know.

Photo courtesy of Aman Sharma.
Photo taken in Shenzhen, China. 

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Deal in Chinese Silk Dress

posted on 9 Sep 2014 in Chinglish

We have especially dinner tonight.

Photo courtesy of Maria B.
Back of business card from Chinese clothing store.  

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You must be this tasty to ride…

posted on 8 Sep 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries

Things got better when they stopped oiling the slide with butter.

Photo courtesy of Jonathan Shifley.
Found at water park in New Delhi, India. 

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It’s comfortable in…

posted on 7 Sep 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Owen.
Found in South Korea.  

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All natural ingredients

posted on 6 Sep 2014 in Toiletries

Farm fresh scent.

Photo courtesy of Brian & Victoria Rice.
Shampoo found in China (but has Japanese text).  

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