The Classical Song of English

The Classical Song of English

posted on 2 Oct 2014 in Music

Photos courtesy of Stefan Letizia.
 Chinese CD found in Chinatown, Boston.

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algernon
algernon
9 years ago

Is Neville bi, the windgs will see to that

algernon
algernon
9 years ago

What golor the wind then

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I love Whieney Houston.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

We need more tonightice. It’s too damn hot to ibrate our love here.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Teh songs

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Warning: prolonged listening to this album will lead to severe jaundice.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Only on teh internet…and in this case Chinatown, Boston too..

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

I prefer A Song of Erupoe

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

@algernon: He’s bi with Aaron

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

The curious case of boy men

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Tonight Ice Scream

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

We are the world, by… no one

Brosephski
Brosephski
9 years ago

Oh come on. I think at this point it actually took more effort to mess up half of these song titles and artist names than to get them right. Do Chinese bootleg PCs have some kind of feature that automatically butchers everything you copy and paste?

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

@jjhitt: I prefer Whieney Honston.

Brosephski
Brosephski
9 years ago

@jjhitt: You realize Whieney Houston is just a misspelling right? Her real name is Whieney Honston, as it says under song no. 5.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
9 years ago

What? No Motorhead?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

The Song of Engrish is resonating between my ears. It Can Be Stopped!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
9 years ago

All your up are belongs to us.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

What! They left out Elvis’ “Rove Me Tendel” and Andy William’s ” Moon Liver”.

The_YongGrand
The_YongGrand
9 years ago

Where’s “Fry me to the moon”? 😀

Sparky
Sparky
9 years ago

Why is Yesterday on Today’s Best Love Song.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
9 years ago

You right up my rife.

Bob
Bob
9 years ago

I always liked Pcabo bry sin, and Peabo bry son is all right, but I never cared much for Peabo Brysone

And I never thought of “Eye of the Tiger” as a love song…

Coffeebot
Coffeebot
9 years ago

Flying is very easier with my new windgs!

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

A: Vanessa Williams Williams.

Q: If Vanessa married Andy…

GwydionM
9 years ago

In Rocky 7, the hero gouges out the eyes of a tiger. Hear the song here.

GwydionM
9 years ago

We belongs up a nice Englishwoman, just as Joe Cocker said

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
9 years ago

I can’t believe they misspelled Crassical and Engrish. It’s supposed to be “The Crassical song of Engrish”

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
9 years ago

When just one eye of the tiger is not enough.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

Highway to her

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

Disney’s Pocahontas is now internet-friendly with their song
Golors of teh wind”:

Hav u evr herd teh wulf kry tp teh blu corn moon,
Or askedd teh grining bobLOLcat y he grined?
Can u paint whit all teh vocies of teh mownten?
Can u paint whit all teh golors of teh wind?
Can u paint whit all teh golors of teh wind.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

They left out “She’s got Betee midler Eyes”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

Seems Glenuine.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
9 years ago

I’m trying to figure out how Eye of the Tiger is a love song.

Tom P.
Tom P.
9 years ago

No wonder Bobby Brown was so harsh, what with Ms. Houston Weining all the time.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

@Stopchicks: Eye of the Tiger isn’t a love song.
Eyes of the Tiger is, it’s when one tigers eye meets teh other and
they fall in love.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Now someone need to record these versions!!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
9 years ago

@iLock: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

@Stopchicks: No problem, Captain Oblivious.

Dervrak
Dervrak
9 years ago

Neville and Bi. A favorite of men and women alike!

Mc-Taz
Mc-Taz
9 years ago

English is actually a romance language.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
9 years ago

Oh boy, what a genius comeback. I am properly rebuked. *rolls eyes*

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

I hear that the beast had a “real beauty” too.

That’s what the beauty liked about him.

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

@iLock & Stopchicks.

There once was a lady from Riga,
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger,
They came back from the ride,
With the lady inside,
And the smile on the face of the tiger.

Mark
Mark
9 years ago

Why, Coach Belichick, I didn’t know you cared…

IMF
IMF
9 years ago

Best songs of today – Photo: 1993.
Did I see a Rocky song on there?
Joe Cocker: Not who you think it is.
Personal Favorite: The old interwebz classic – Colors of TEH wind.

Jay
Jay
8 years ago

for teh wind

Long Tom
Long Tom
8 years ago

Nobody said anything about “We Are The World”?

Unless you count it as celebrity self-love (“Oh, what heroes we are for singing this song that supposedly will help the starving in Ethiopia!”).

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