We cannot compete the sun

These instructions are slightly disturbing for approximately 4 minutes.

Looks like noodles for aliens.

Hmm maintenance water

“We had joy we had fun, we had noodles in the sun…..”

Ebullition of by the fire maintenance water. In other words, set on fire and wait until the sprinklers engage.

It fishes the noodles then uses, or else it gets the draining pipe again.

I had an un-thought, but it only disturbed me for approximately 4 minutes.

Fishes the noodles drain. Ingenious use of trained fish that is. Yoda a regular customer also is.

I believe it is from Taiwan. It uses Traditional Chinese.

I will have French Fries with the noodles.

Doesn’t gives the sugar.

@algernon: The technical is growing now, it is aliens O.O
there are a lot of roasting machines!!

The ebullition is good. I have un-thought about it and it is Q-tasty.

Hand me those fish, I need to drain the noodles.

If you experience Wu Long Noodle growing that lasts for more than four hours seek the un-thought original idea.

Dry the noodle in the sun.

Screw by the light of the moon.

For maximum Q-taste, use Q-tips cotton swabs instead of chopsticks, while listening to music by Q-Tip.

“Let me go on, like a noodle in the sun.
Let me go on, Q-tasty you know your the one.”

The technical is growing now, there are a lot of roasting machines.

Sincerely,
Adolf H.

US Chinese find Engrish just as funny as we do (and embarassing). They tell me it’s not bad translators (well, it is, but…) so much as these companies just don’t care. They throw some Engrish on the package and ship it out. It’s all about the money, why waste it hiring a good translator?

Amazing how that whole first paragraph came from this:

What’s good about this product:

Hand-made noodles
Dried by sun and oven
Vegetarian
No preservatives or borax

Sorry, folks, I don’t speak Sunglish.

Wu disturb your noodle long time, big boy!

The technical is growing now, and when it is ripe we will grind it into flour to make Quantum noodles.

ebullition is a real word

Cooked Q-bert is the Q-tastiest!

Guan Miau Noodle–I wondered where the cat went.

Having too many un-thoughts could make a person un-hinged in the noodle.

All hail the Un-thought of Chairman Kim Jong Un!!

No noodles for the rest of you. Enjoy your summer re-education camp.

Mmmm! These noodles are Ebullicious!

Me does dry the noodle, joins the seasoning, braises fries, then noodle.

The beautiful poem of the soup…
I don’t know, but Chinglish is so metaphoric,has a certain charm to it. Music to my ears :)))))
You disturb (the soup) slightly …you fish the noodles…
Bring us more chinglish!!! Yey!

The Force strong with the noodles is.

But the translated version disturbs me profoundly.

♫ And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a noodle in the sun,
never knowing who to serve to
when the boiling water set in ♫

Fishes the noodles, drainings does, my precious.

within that package is the specific, original, sun dried noodle; I wonder what it cost to buy that.

Ah, now I see: Everything became so complicated because they didn’t find any roasting machine!