The babysitter is here…

posted on 2 May 2025 in Clothing

If your 9th grader is not ready to rumble, you’re doing it wrong…

Photo courtesy of Rick Kinney.
Skullshit hardliner skirt found in Japan. 

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Thoughts and prayers for cute styles…

posted on 1 May 2025 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Rick Kinney.
Hoodie found in Japan. 

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Rooby says hi!

posted on 30 Apr 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Photo courtesy of Richard Smith.
Spotted in Japan. 

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They didn’t have my size in Heaven…

posted on 29 Apr 2025 in Clothing

Because there are no closets in Heaven…

Photo courtesy of Raymond Levitt.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Cooler heads prevail…

posted on 28 Apr 2025 in Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Phillip Fischer.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Now I can stake lives in peace…

posted on 25 Apr 2025 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Phil Cigan.
Sweatshirt spotted in Japan. 

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I’ll be your therapist, are you ready to order?

posted on 24 Apr 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

I’m still hungry but I feel great…

Photo courtesy of P. Glatkowski.
Spotted in Osaka, Japan. 

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It had nothing to do with being a store…

posted on 23 Apr 2025 in Buildings

I owe it all to clean living and advertising…

Photo courtesy of Phil Cigan.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Another day not being eaten…

posted on 22 Apr 2025 in Household Items

I am not human…

Photo courtesy of Phil Cigan.
Spotted in Japan. 

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It comes out the way it went in…

posted on 21 Apr 2025 in Clothing

It’s the apathetic corn that gets it first…

Photo courtesy of Phil Cigan.
Sweatshirt found in Japan. 

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