What’s that smell?

posted on 18 Dec 2015 in Clothing

conplete-bag-of-ass

It’s not a conpetition.

Photo courtesy of Angela Cole.
Found in Hiroshima, Japan.

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Your ideology gives me indigestion.

posted on 17 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

fragrant-and-hot-marxism

Sorry, I can’t have spicy political systems.

Photo courtesy of Chris Brown.
Hunan-cuisine restaurant in Beijing, China.

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Can I just get crumpets?

posted on 16 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

tea-and-bullshits-area

I miss the water cooler.

Photo courtesy of Neema Assemi.
Found in China.

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No mushrooms?

posted on 15 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

muslim-restaurant

Don’t even try asking for cous cous…

Photo courtesy of Jane and David Allen.

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I scream for ice cream!

posted on 14 Dec 2015 in Menus

marvelouscream

Photo courtesy of E.K.
From “Marvelous Cream” ice cream shop in Okinawa, Japan.

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Lonely Hearts Club Bag

posted on 13 Dec 2015 in Bags/Packaging

fantasy-bags-designer

That’s enough dance lessons, missy.

Photo courtesy of Charles Collins.

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Where you going, bellboy?

posted on 12 Dec 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

that-to-make

She survived…in cold blood.

Photo courtesy of Kate Ebbutt.

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Sexy headphones

posted on 11 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Instructions

fondle-admiringly

Photo courtesy of Barbara Flindt.
Dtech headphones found in China.

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Top that, Man’s Best Friend.

posted on 10 Dec 2015 in Stationery

the-princess-story

She gave me fleas…

Photo courtesy of Whitney Woycheshen.
Found at dollar store in Canada (likely imported from East Asia). 

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Pffft u non-smorker

posted on 9 Dec 2015 in Signs

smorking-aria

Photo courtesy of Jan Patranella.
Found at a home center store in Japan.

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