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Top that, Man’s Best Friend.
posted on 10 Dec 2015 in Stationery
She gave me fleas…
Photo courtesy of Whitney Woycheshen.
Found at dollar store in Canada (likely imported from East Asia).
(111 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)
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Well I suppose its Ok if its another cat
Cool story, cat
Must be a peasant cat with a frog on its head
Princess beastiality cat
I like a furry puss as much as the next guy, but this is pushing it.
copyright 1 crown(or is that a pumpkin?) will
(I fully expect my previous caption to be deleted, so get those thumbs up now!)
A Non-Y Mouse: mine too, the one before yours 😀
This story sounds like a furry tail to me.
@A Non-Y Mouse: I expect most of us were thinking it. 😀
Lover? Hope there’s a happy ending, then. 😈
I’M YOUR HELLO, KITTY
I’M YOUR CAPTION
Hey, watch the teeth, Fluffy
It must be a very popular story because it translates into many Engrish languages
Now I’ve got “What’s New, Pussycat?” stuck in my head.
One day, your prince will come.
He will change the litter box and then leave.
“Bring forth the royal hairball!”
Well, most cats do consider themselves royalty and have an attitude of “screw you”.
That is not the kind of pussy I expected. Next time I’ll make sure not to use ambiguous wordings when stating a wish to the genie in the bottle…
Her Highness was invited by Prince Charmin(g) to pose for Royale Toilet Paper.
Is this a purrmanent relationship or a one night stand?
I don’t think that Genie understood my wish.
CAUTION: Do not litter
A cat is fine too
Q. What do you call a Tomcat with a 12″ penis.
A. A mau mau terrorist
I guess All Stewart was right.
For they with nil imagination; mau mau = miau miau
For they who want to read about the Mau Mau uprising in the 1950s in Kenya.
Read: Britain’s Gulag. (Catherine Elkins {I think}) read it myself.
A wicked witch turned him into a cat.
If you give it a kiss, it will turn into a charming ponce.
i’m pawsitively touched,
but nyaow you’re pushing it
MEEEOOOW!
With cats, poo stamps on the bed linen is about as intimate as it gets.
She gave me Cat Scratch Fever.
Don’t leave, you’ll hurt mine fee-lines.
Fortunately, the royal wizard had a cure for Princess Kitty’s love sickness. It’s commonly called spaying.
@Lora I had my tomcat Sam, spayed.
Now we call him Sam Spades.
@Marum: Spaying is removing the ovaries. Better check to see what the vet removed from that tomcat.
I once had a black cat named Shadow who died recently of old age. She loved me and absolutely nobody else.
@A Non Y Mouse.
F—! I bet that came as a bigger surprise to him than me! Hhahahahahahahhahaahahaha.
woah ! slow down there tiger !