Children don’t develop their flavor until six.

posted on 19 Jul 2016 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

plum-jelly

You know I can’t eat that when I’m playing!

Photo courtesy of Teo Rynn.
Plum jelly imported from Taiwan.

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Waiter, oh never mind…

posted on 18 Jul 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

spicy-flied-chicken

Photo courtesy of Charles Robinson.
Found in Korea.

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Shrimp: sluts of the sea.

posted on 17 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

gonorrhea-hot-spring-shrimp

Photo courtesy of Cate Bridenstine.
Found on Jade Island, Taiwan.

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OMG, it’s Pedro!

posted on 16 Jul 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

frozen-hispanic

Juan Moore Popsicle…

Photo courtesy of Miriam Solon.

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No shirt, no shoe, no shoe in.

posted on 15 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

need-to-shoe

I’m the managen, are you the shoe?

Photo courtesy of D.
Found at a 5 star hotel in Wuhan, China.

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Shouldn’t I be praying to the moon, too?

posted on 14 Jul 2016 in Clothing

praying-to-the-sun

Yeah, you know, the festival.

Photo courtesy of Gwendolyn Kirk.

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Replace good friend contact!

posted on 13 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions, Video Games

headphone-microphone

Speak into the ear Michael.

Photo courtesy of Rachael Gordon.
Xbox 360 headset from China.

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Ugh, I hate lime.

posted on 12 Jul 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

fried-horse-crap

With an oaty overtone…

Photo courtesy of Supapij Na Ayudhya.
Menu from Thailand. 

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Mmm you’re a tall cup of latte…

posted on 11 Jul 2016 in Signs

moanin-coffee

Oh I always have multiple cups.

Photo courtesy of Kira.
Coffee shop spotted in Japan.

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Do you smell BBQ?

posted on 10 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

burns-the-pig-garden-leg

Be sure to see the rare pink oinchids….

Photo courtesy of Ross Patterson.
Found in Dongguan, China.

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