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Quite welcome.
posted on 10 Aug 2016 in Signs
Quite thank you.
Photo courtesy of M.S.
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Pick noses, please
Press yellow button.
Quite pleased with my nose
If you don’t Mr. Roboto will stick that finger where you never expected.
I’m quiet sure this appplies to eyeless, earless, and hairless people only.
quite where
It’s noise Jim, but not quite as we know it.
Please go fly a quite
Look up.
Now shut up.
Nose picking in progress
If you press the yellow button you will get: A knocken sclappen, bangin clangin, hoosin whoosin, crashin smashin, hell of a racket.
Quit telling me Please.
Please please
Yu stap long we yu harim dispel sign.
dispela
Please do not talk to your finger.
“Masturbation will make you deaf.”
‘WHAT!!!
Quite please, we’re holding a service for Brian.
I can’t quite see what they have to be bitte about.
– Is he quite yet?
– No, he’snot.
‘Quite of the Lambs’
And now for something completely different: A man with a quite recorder up his nose
No, pull my INDEX finger!
Oh, so you’re quite please(d) now that you’ve got that humongous booger outta yer nose?
Well great..but next time you don’t have to actually show me!
Note on the “Hill Bacteria Stupid Chicken” post a few days ago:
Totally by happenstance (?), I came across something yesterday that made reference to “stupid chicken” dish made in Northern/Northeastern China (which borders on Mongolia).
I’ll put the info shortly into the comments section for that specific post.
So…if you Engrish-loving folks are interested…be on the lookout for it there.
Extremely STFU!
Quite please, noise annoys.
I dont quiet understand.
Quite please, we’re still practising our sign language.
All Quite on the Western Front
Levitating heads strictly prohibited from talking.
DnT 656:
Jeez Louise Please…Quiet aggressive, bro’.
are you telling me to act british?
Indeed you’re welcome
QUIT telling us to be quite quiet.
It’s already more than quite quiet here.