He said he’d do it…

posted on 12 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

son-in-law-balls

Thailand has the lowest incidence of domestic violence.

Photo courtesy of Danny B.H.
Menu found in Thailand.

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It’s ok–I cauterized it.

posted on 11 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

mysore-coffee

I’m sore for more!

Photo courtesy of SR.
Found in Korea.

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I will cherish this gum wrapper forever.

posted on 10 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

unrecycle

Trash Bin #8 became self-aware that summer…

Photo courtesy of MKF.
Found on trash can in Zhejiang, China.

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You should see the “oh-so-nightmare” series…

posted on 9 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

hunting-its-my-passion

Every time you go awwww someone dies.

Photo courtesy of wtakerm.
Stationery found in Russia. 

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Are we read?

posted on 8 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

read-to-eat

Make sure you get the COOKING noodles.
Remember what happened last time?

Photo courtesy of Francesco Nati.
Found in Taiwan.

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Better than the old abnormal taste

posted on 7 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

frid-and-grilled

Photo courtesy of Paul Caskey.
Found in Amman, Jordan.

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Please hotly cooperate!

Hot-Cooperation

Sir, I’m noticing you for the last time.

Photo courtesy of Ken Hilton.

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Then I listen a song in the ear…

posted on 5 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

mouth-and-spiny-bumps

I’d see a doctor about that.

Photo courtesy of  Gyoschak.
Spotted in Shanghai subway. 

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See? I told you the airline didn’t lose it

posted on 4 Sep 2016 in Signs

do-not-leave-valuables-attended

Our thieves are working overtime to serve you.

Photo courtesy of Ayumi Tezuka.
Found at a steakhouse in Tokyo. 

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Please stop splashing.

posted on 3 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

careful-drowning

Don’t be so dramatic.

Photo courtesy of JM.
Found in China. 

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