Let’s so draw close to our lives!

posted on 2 Jun 2017 in Household Items

bo-sheng

Now let us craft to purify.

Photo courtesy of Natasha Holloway, Rob Dickson & Pippa.

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I yourself know this…

posted on 1 Jun 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Clothing

I_will_burn

So, keep matches away from me yourself.

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Seen on teenage girl’s back pack in Tokyo.

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A reel allention getter…

posted on 31 May 2017 in Clothing

hello-honey-club

Oven a smile and HELLO can’t fix this.

Photo courtesy of Devin Lynn Hopkins.

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Make teeth great again!

posted on 30 May 2017 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Whitemen_toothpaste

Tooth supremacist!

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Toothpaste from Taiwan.

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Then it doesn’t fit…

posted on 29 May 2017 in Household Items

rough-laugh

…because Rough & Cry doesn’t sell.

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Seat cushion found in Japan. 

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Ask for it by name!

posted on 28 May 2017 in Chinglish, Clothing

Grope

The president made me do it…

Photo courtesy of Jeffrey Frank.

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Watch your step!

posted on 27 May 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

poo-fashion

Yes, our tailor made all of them.

Photo courtesy of Anthony C.
Found in Penang, Malaysia.

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Honey, we’re out of toilet paper and helmets!

posted on 26 May 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

bathtub-launches

I’ve heard of bombardier toilets but this is ridiculous.

Photo courtesy of Phil Bagshaw.
Bathtub found in China.

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Can I hear more chicken praises?!

posted on 25 May 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

thai-menu

I already saw the chicken movie…

Photo courtesy of Steve.
Found at a restaurant in Thailand.

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Sounds like you just earned a paddling.

posted on 24 May 2017 in Signs

lower-than-elementary

Your name came up in the paddling pool…

Photo courtesy of Douglas Massey.
Found in Shinjuku Central Park, Japan.

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