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Honey, we’re out of toilet paper and helmets!
I’ve heard of bombardier toilets but this is ridiculous.
Photo courtesy of Phil Bagshaw.
Bathtub found in China.
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Be careful where the piston goes
Ready for take off, here come the camels
The bathtub launches but the shower stalls.
China’s space program is very weird.
The bathtub launches and the bathroom sinks.
Please use unleaded soap.
The warnings may be warm but the water is cold!
Sometimes the launch is scrubbed. The bathtub? We can hope.
Space Odydsey 2017!
In space, no-one can hear you scream “WTF!?’
I hate circus toilets.
And please remember to wear your harness on the toilet / ejection seat.
To cleanliness… and beyond!
In the infamous words of Henny Youngman:
“Launch my wife, PLEASE!”
Warm warnings?
What the heck does that mean??
Is that akin to a bathtub offer I can’t refuse???
Welcome aboard! And uh, sorry for all the broken glass. Someone stepped on a jar piston and they are rather fragile, you know.
@Pete: usually it are warm prompts.
And in the words of Cleveland Brown…
“Oh No!, Not again!”
If you ignore the warm warnings, you get RED HONE WARNINGS!
HONE? = HOT
@Dr Lex & Pete 0700. In the bathroom, it is the hot tips which are of concern. Do NOT bend over to pick up the soap.
Do not jar your inner piston.
Thhere is nothing worse than piston broke in China.
The steam piston, reminds me of the old rhyme about a bloke who built a mahine, to satisfy his insatiable wfe.
There was a line drawing of a steam driven Heath Robertson device, descibed as:
‘Twas powered ny a belt-driven-wheel,
Powering a prick of tempered steel.
It was imaged in a cloud of steam, sitting there going; chuffa chuffa chuffa.
WARNING: No cool warnings
– Mommy! I see that piston!
I’m going into space with nothing but my purple helmet.
The Jacuzzi is due for re-entry in 20 minutes.
I’ve heard of hot flashes.
But not hot flushes.
“See that bathtub, Junior? You can pretend that it is a spaceship and you are an astronaut!”
I hate warm weather, warm water, warm everything.
Just serve the warnings cool, please!
Seems like they may have to scrub the mission.
So that’s how the hot tub time machine is operated . . . that jar inner piston.