Then it doesn’t fit…

Then it doesn’t fit…

posted on 29 May 2017 in Household Items

rough-laugh

…because Rough & Cry doesn’t sell.

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Seat cushion found in Japan. 

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DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

If time merely passes by, you’re not doing it rough enough.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

If you want time to pass by – go tp jail. That’s all that happens there.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

If time just passes by during lovemaking, your wife may be dead, or hibernatinng.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Something for the buttock

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

It could be a whoopie cushion but we can’t say

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

If you can make time stand still, it would be hilarious!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

That will teach you to have sex with Mama Bear, while Daddy Bear is entertaining Goldilocks.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

The Japanese have got it wrong again.

My male part usually stands in the bedroom, and my Still stands in the shed.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

I’ll need two seat cushions; I like time that goes half-fast.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Dr Lex 0401. Also. If the lady is laughing, you are not doing it as rough as she wanted.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Well girls. If your bum looks big in this….It probably is.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

If you get rough and laugh you may end up in stitches.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The cushion is stuffed with pine cones. How funny is that?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

.On female perceptions

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
The size of your male part when she first sees it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
The size of your male part when she is in love with you.

>>>>
The size of your male part when you’ve had an acrimonious split.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I know what’s rough and won’t make you laugh.

It is out G Rope.
It is like a G String.

But it is Made out of 1.5″ hemp rope.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Solly 1.5″ hemp rope.

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

Yes, that’s right, time. Come on! Just move along, nothing to see here!

That’s better.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

One of these things is not like the other,
One of these things just doesn’t belong.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Rough? ROUGH?
Muwahahahaha!
I’LL show you ROUGH!

Classic Steve
5 years ago

“Sam, I told you never to play that…”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Oh, it’s R and L again …

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Let’s grope and I show you how deep the labbit hore goes

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Lock’n’Roar!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I like time that takes its time, stops and asks me what’s the time

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

NOTE: Laugh separately

Geo
Geo
5 years ago

As opposed to time that DOESN’T pass by. This is called a time freeze, and you are definitely screwed if that happens.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Perfect cushion for some rough and tumble?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@algernon | 4:06 am: If it were a whoopie cushion the label would probably mention gas that just passes by. 😉

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
5 years ago

A rough is just a rough, a laugh is just a laugh, a sigh is just a sigh…
The fundamental Engrish applies, I like time that just passes by…

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

DnT 11:10:

That would be “Poof & Laugh”.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Oops misspell. I mean “Pough & Laugh”.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Pete above. I see you’ve been wearing your Freudian Slip again.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

@Marum 3:50:

Yes indeed.
I tend to put it on after I get up to hit the loo in the wee hours of the morning.)
(See what I did there?)

Since I tend to be only half conscious then and my better judgment hasn’t kicked in yet….

Myself
Myself
5 years ago

I like time that just passes by. When time stops and laughs at you for a while, it’s rough.

Blake
Blake
5 years ago

I prefer the time that smiles and waves hello.

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