I’ll have a nice cold beer fisl.

posted on 6 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

home-of-farmers

What kind of vesefobles in the fosl?

Photo courtesy of Holly McKenzie.
Found in Longsheng, China.

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What’ll ya have!

posted on 5 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

piss-department

I took a number… they’re all ones.

Photo courtesy of Ben Au.
Found in Hangzhou, China.

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Dangers of door to door

posted on 4 Jun 2017 in Clothing

always-lonely-seat

Photo courtesy of Oli Orme-Lynch.

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Gril Power!

posted on 3 Jun 2017 in Clothing

grils-cute

Weekend… time to fire up the gril

Photo courtesy of Oli Orme-Lynch.

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Let’s so draw close to our lives!

posted on 2 Jun 2017 in Household Items

bo-sheng

Now let us craft to purify.

Photo courtesy of Natasha Holloway, Rob Dickson & Pippa.

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I yourself know this…

posted on 1 Jun 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Clothing

I_will_burn

So, keep matches away from me yourself.

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Seen on teenage girl’s back pack in Tokyo.

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A reel allention getter…

posted on 31 May 2017 in Clothing

hello-honey-club

Oven a smile and HELLO can’t fix this.

Photo courtesy of Devin Lynn Hopkins.

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Make teeth great again!

posted on 30 May 2017 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Whitemen_toothpaste

Tooth supremacist!

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Toothpaste from Taiwan.

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Then it doesn’t fit…

posted on 29 May 2017 in Household Items

rough-laugh

…because Rough & Cry doesn’t sell.

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Seat cushion found in Japan. 

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Ask for it by name!

posted on 28 May 2017 in Chinglish, Clothing

Grope

The president made me do it…

Photo courtesy of Jeffrey Frank.

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